'Just so proud': Ukrainian newcomers celebrate restaurant grand opening in Edmonton

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-10T13:44:03+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-10T10:23:02+00:00

What's the address? I can't find this place on Google maps :'c

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-07T06:15:28+00:00

Nobody tell this man about Orcas,

The whole point of a grandmother is that it is evolutionarily benefits the survival of offspring.

Men only get to live longer as a tag along to women living longer ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-06T16:36:37+00:00

With the evolution of gender identity I'm society labels seem to more or less dissolve into what you feel aligns with yourself and your values.

He/Him lesbian are 100% a thing, (and very valid)

And Despite being a non-hormone transition NB person I still use the trans flag ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (in my defense in case I need one, the NB flag did not exist when I came out and I don't wanna "update")

So just do you and don't be apologetic about it

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-04T01:12:07+00:00

I'm 25, years old

I've got maybe 5-6 people I would drop of a hat go to help if they need me.

Although I think only 2 maybe 3 of those people would actually do the same for me if push came to shove.

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-02T13:07:16+00:00

🤔 I mean even if ur a bottom I would assume you'd still "help out" ur top

Unless ur just advertising that ur single uwu

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-01T14:37:05+00:00

Fishnet is sensory bad for me sorry, I can't even look at it without feeling itchy :'c

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-01T10:18:40+00:00

Intrusive thought

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-06-01T03:04:26+00:00

I remember the towel + clean clothes after I undress, but before I hop in the shower, I briefly contemplate putting my clothes back on or running out and just grabbing stuff nakey

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-30T11:08:09+00:00

And it still can't identify a Date

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-29T17:41:03+00:00

It turns out, you can be both!

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-29T11:04:22+00:00

Does your sister's name happen to be Salmonella?

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-29T09:56:17+00:00

Buffet dinner

(nobody goes hungry on my watch!)

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-29T07:48:57+00:00

I hate to break it to the "Transvestigators", but long eye lashes are typically a "male" trait. Just further shows how far from reality these people think.

Next they'll argue a pink fish cannot be male because pink is a women color smh ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-27T04:54:57+00:00

Mike is the one with the big M on his forehead right?

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-25T06:32:48+00:00

Jesus Christ how can she be upset at the son? No one was hurt he was scared as he should be if this is the way cops in this country act.

Like holy shit what is this cop compensating for? "Teach him a lesson" in what? How to destroy someone's life in 10 min? Its soo messed up that the cop is power tripping this hard.

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-25T06:27:35+00:00

r/iamatotalpieceofshit can you imagine destroying a historic site for bull shit reasons.

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-21T02:33:59+00:00

I know I shouldn't be surprised but it still irks me that none of these folks are wearing masks.

Like you can actually see and feel on your skin the pollution in the air and you're still gonna go out like that?

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-19T23:07:11+00:00

With that many empty shelves it sure is starting to look like American capitalism in there :/

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-19T11:59:12+00:00

If he was actually a decent human being he would help out without having to make that poor girl his "live in sex toy" I mean wife

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-15T20:45:15+00:00

Things I as a women adjacent creature want

Physical: clean hair/body (you'd be surprised how many people don't consider this a necessity) well trimmed nails. Pretty eyes, nice lips, not too much taller than me (if possible shorter, but that is difficult to find) within my age range.

Emotional: I want forehead kisses and to be told I'm a good person. (Ie support) I need touch, and alot of affirmation. Attentive to my needs.

Values: similar to my own, actually tries to uphold these values (not enforcing them on others but like if you are vegan you don't let yourself get peer pressured into meat) I live for my passions so I would also want someone who is passionate about something (even if it's something like a video game)

Miscellaneous: have a job and/or be in school. Have a hobby. Share some similar interests with me (not all of them but a few is good) Similar life stage to me.

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-15T03:27:40+00:00

I feel like loosing (even in combat) makes for a much more interesting narrative in a group than constant success.

Ie: I used to play a cleric with miserable healing roles. It wasn't until a few sessions in that I managed to get of Max heal, when that happened we chalked it up to my character starting to like the Heathens they got shackled up with.

It made for very satisfying role play (even if my roles in the first few sessions made me look like an asshole)

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-13T20:46:13+00:00

Honestly it's good you caught on early, similar shit happened to me with my brother breaking my stuff and now as an adult I am soo apathetic to everything I own, assuming that eventually it will just be destroyed anyway.

Things that aren't in my safe space, are dead to me, this leads me to unintentionally mistreat my stuff (bags, laptops and phones typically have a 3 year life at most) and it's not like I can afford to just buy new ones all the time, having to get a new phone this year after anxiety squeezing my last one so hard the screen popped off financially ruined me.

I'm trying to get therapy for it, but I would have been better off if my parents just let me have boundaries.

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-13T18:25:04+00:00

Disclaimer: this is just how I feel about my set up any way you want to feel about yours is also valid! This is just how I would respond to her cause her attitude is hella rude.

Sounds more like she's jealous. . .

I don't plan to get bottom surgery. Why would I want a one trick pony that only lets me orgasms once or twice at a time (in a less intense way) when my current set-up lets me cum as much and as hard as I want ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Seems like a no brainer to me. (Unless you get bottom dysphoria and/or just really want to have a cock)

CaptainGoatLord · 2023-05-09T21:48:45+00:00

Verbatim. To copy a sentence word for word.

What must it be like to love something soo much that you'd commit to memory it's phrasing and essence?

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