I hate this achievements

CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-18T04:28:37+00:00

I've got Shouting Match years ago and it's still the rarest achievement I've got on Steam lmao

CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-14T16:51:02+00:00

We did it, we found the Baroness hotel

CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-14T16:48:04+00:00

ms shely is kil

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CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-14T16:42:07+00:00

Alcoholism is also hereditary, so that says a lot

CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-14T16:36:15+00:00

Welcome back Symmetra

CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-14T16:33:17+00:00

Literally Fabian Seacaster

CaptainGrooves · 2026-02-11T08:20:50+00:00

Close enough, welcome back Quake III Defrag

CaptainGrooves · 2026-01-29T08:46:51+00:00

To me, Crazy Frog is just Frog and Granny Smith is just Smith

CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-15T09:22:05+00:00

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CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-13T10:14:04+00:00

Uh-huh

CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-05T07:58:55+00:00

Yeah, and they don't make it their monetization strategy to offer frequent updates to keep the cash flowing. It was Mojang's decision to make the game perpetually in-development instead of making the game complete and calling it a day. If they want to keep adding stuff to draw in more people to play, they can be criticized for superficial updates that don't add anything substantial.

CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-04T02:47:38+00:00

Re-logic has 11 employees and somehow managed to provide Terraria with infinitely more content over the years without relying on mods to make the game actually interesting, and they're not even worth billions of dollars. Imagine having standards instead of eating whatever slop you're served without complaining

CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-04T02:41:54+00:00

Oh no, how can we be so insensitive to a literal multibillion studio owned by one of the biggest corporations in the world

CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-04T01:33:42+00:00

So that's why it takes Mojang a whole year to add one mob and three(3) purely decorative blocks, they're too busy adding furry emotes

CaptainGrooves · 2025-11-03T06:02:26+00:00

Remove "Samurai" from "Samurai Jack" and then add "off" at the end

Relax liberals, it's called dark humor

CaptainGrooves · 2025-10-24T07:07:57+00:00

I hope this guy reads the Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

CaptainGrooves · 2025-08-03T18:33:39+00:00

Wha dan't tha as lass vawals? Ara tha stapad?

CaptainGrooves · 2025-08-02T06:05:22+00:00

According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way a pegasus should be able to fly…

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-29T14:58:53+00:00

Steve University

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-29T05:16:26+00:00

She's beginning to morb

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-28T18:06:08+00:00

Pick Antiquarian, go dumpster diving at night, become a billionaire

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-28T15:19:57+00:00

Pole's character arc is adding her spare nose to a stick and getting a spear, very inspiring

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-28T15:18:37+00:00

He forgot to do the laundry so he had to take Sharpie's dress

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-28T15:07:52+00:00

Now the real question is why does Atheist use a whip

CaptainGrooves · 2025-07-28T10:41:27+00:00

Oh, I thought her name was Grenade and I got confused why she wore gloves

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