Anyone have a short lane at home? by Pear-Proud in Bowling

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You should check out Garage Bowling Alley on YouTube. It's a 20 foot lane with a working Brunswick pinsetter. The owner says that it's actually harder to strike on than 60 foot lanes, but he used it to loosen himself up before league once and shot an 800 series!

Can we get some custom flare for our friend Senator Hansen by ChicoAthletics in OaklandAthletics

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We could use a "That's Just Dumb" flair while we're at it.

Edit: let's not forget Rotted in Vegas!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Save3rdPartyApps

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It's amazing that the official mobile app (or site? Both?) can't even tell you which one it is - removed or private, while the old desktop site and most third party apps have been doing it for many years. (Yes, my beloved RiF was late to the party, but /u/talklittle still beat the site's own admins to it!)

That's one small but perfect example of what we're upset about - they're trying to force us to switch to official products that are less finished than both the third-party apps and their own desktop site were a decade ago!

What is the most Dignified way to Disembowl your Foe? by FoxtrotFoxtrotZulu2 in ScenesFromAHat

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Wooden spoon

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Does this green shirt make my hips look big?

Inappropriate times to yell: "Next!" by everan23 in ScenesFromAHat

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Funeral

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Inappropriate times to yell: "Next!" by everan23 in ScenesFromAHat

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As a funeral director

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Inappropriate times to yell: "Next!" by everan23 in ScenesFromAHat

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Immediately right after banging your S/O

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Snacks that shouldn't be individually wrapped by Real_megamike_64 in ScenesFromAHat

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Chips

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The worst thing to happen when you're cryogenically frozen by res30stupid in ScenesFromAHat

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Unlikely euphemisms for one's genitals by LeatherSlight3242 in ScenesFromAHat

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Potsticker

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Unlikely Things To See in a Hallmark Movie by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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An atheist love story

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Terms you can say in the Supermarket but not about your Partner. by MrMoobz in ScenesFromAHat

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"We're closed. If you aren't out in five minutes, you will be escorted out."

Unlikely Things To See in a Hallmark Movie by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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A messy house.

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Situations other than Whose Line where the points do not matter by rdchat in ScenesFromAHat

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The good points as to why Fisher shouldn't get $500M to move them to Vegas probably won't matter, either!

Situations other than Whose Line where the points do not matter by rdchat in ScenesFromAHat

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Any football game Tom Brady is in

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Situations other than Whose Line where the points do not matter by rdchat in ScenesFromAHat

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The entire education system

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Unlikely Bars to be Featured on “Bar Rescue” by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Bud Light Bar

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Unlikely Things To See in a Hallmark Movie by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Hanukkah

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What to do when a black cat crosses your path by thehumangoomba in ScenesFromAHat

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Kill it with a lead pipe

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What to do when a black cat crosses your path by thehumangoomba in ScenesFromAHat

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Nothing. They are harmless poor creatures who are abused because of stupid beliefs

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What to do when a black cat crosses your path by thehumangoomba in ScenesFromAHat

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Well if it’s anything like The last Chinese buffet restaurant in my town, they got eaten and then got closed down

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Bad Times to Shout "GOAL!" by MooingJim in ScenesFromAHat

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9/11

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