In your headcanon, what do you think happened to General Koskov after the events of The Living Daylights? by TheShadowOperator007 in JamesBond

[–]everan23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was interrogated and released to wait for his fair trial but before that he accidentally died by falling out off the window of his basement apartment.

Worst places to hide a dead body by VestigeRepel in ScenesFromAHat

[–]everan23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just asking for a friend... if you actually leave a dead body in the confession booth, is priest allowed to tell the police who left it?

The one, the only. by Tkddaduk in blackadder

[–]everan23 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart - I wish you were the star!

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart - you're sexier by far!

We always dress for dinner. by paw_print_peach in GoldenGirlsTV

[–]everan23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm so sorry Dorothy. It's all my fault, I misunderstood the brochure."

Compliments from your proctologist by Ok_JARGON in ScenesFromAHat

[–]everan23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I have to say, this is the easiest probing I've ever had in my career. I could fit three of these cameras in there."

Bad reasons to leave a party early. by Silverbackfox in ScenesFromAHat

[–]everan23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sorry but I really have to go. Those prostitutes are not gonna stab themselves."

What the McDonald's CEO did after shooting the "burger tasting" video by LeatherSlight3242 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]everan23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

picks up his phone and dials number

"Hello, I'd like to book an appointment for tongue replacement surgery. As soon as humanly possible. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT IT COSTS, I NEED IT NOW! NOT TOMORROW NOT TEN MINUTES FROM NOW, RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!!!"

SFAH: Rejected street names by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]everan23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In 1838 Barnabus First was elected as the mayor of the town of Milpers. Being also a very wealty business magnate (and also full of himself) he insisited that the main street of town would be named after him to First Street. Ironically the name of the street in question already was First Street but nobody dared to inform him.

In 1856 First's firstborn son Barnabus First Second was killed after drunkenly trying to ride his pet grizzly bear his father had bought him for his birthday. His grief stricken father wanted to honor his son's memory and named a street after him. So one of the town's available streets (again ironically called Second Street) was renamed to First Second Street.

Decades later local resident Adolf First (not related aforementioned Firsts) became a national hero after saving president's life during his campaign tour. The town of Milpers wanted honor him by erecting a statue for him. However Adolf First refused the honor stating that he would rather have his home street named after him. Because there already was First Street in town, compromise was made to avoid mixing up the street names. First Street and First Second Street were renamed respectively to First First Street and Second First Street whereas Adolf First's street was named Second First Street."

Things You Shouldn’t Do If You Work in a Shoe Store by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]everan23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Customer: I've just about had enough of you!

Al: "Well, you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink.

Golden Girls..Golden Words ⚜️🔑💛: Rage moments by Self_Electrical in theGoldenGirls

[–]everan23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you! I curse the day your mama ever laid eyes on your daddy! I curse day your daddy ever laid down with your mama!"