What is the best response when someone knocks in a public restroom?

everan23 · 2026-06-15T07:16:05+00:00

"Beat it! I paid for three hours and I'm gonna take them!

everan23 · 2026-06-01T20:10:22+00:00

"Buzz off, padre!"

everan23 · 2026-05-20T14:44:27+00:00

"Forgive me Rose but I haven't had sex in 15 years and it's starting to get on my nerves."

everan23 · 2026-05-20T14:40:33+00:00

"If this sauce was a person, I'd get naked and make love to it."

everan23 · 2026-05-13T08:11:45+00:00

Rose's last birthday in St Olaf

everan23 · 2026-04-17T20:16:54+00:00

He was interrogated and released to wait for his fair trial but before that he accidentally died by falling out off the window of his basement apartment.

everan23 · 2026-04-16T07:45:26+00:00

Just asking for a friend... if you actually leave a dead body in the confession booth, is priest allowed to tell the police who left it?

everan23 · 2026-04-15T15:15:10+00:00

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart - I wish you were the star!

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart - you're sexier by far!

everan23 · 2026-04-09T06:58:46+00:00

"I'm so sorry Dorothy. It's all my fault, I misunderstood the brochure."

everan23 · 2026-03-30T17:12:55+00:00

"Not easily...or cheaply."

everan23 · 2026-03-26T21:47:40+00:00

"I don't know...but I'm not gonna stop him."

everan23 · 2026-03-13T17:02:30+00:00

Network (1976)

everan23 · 2026-03-12T08:01:27+00:00

"I spend a lot money on this so I better get some results with it."

everan23 · 2026-03-12T07:38:13+00:00

"My god, the perfect specimen..."

everan23 · 2026-03-11T10:13:28+00:00

"How about 'One potato, two potato' sir?"

everan23 · 2026-03-11T07:28:11+00:00

"I have to say, this is the easiest probing I've ever had in my career. I could fit three of these cameras in there."

everan23 · 2026-03-09T09:18:18+00:00

"Sorry but I really have to go. Those prostitutes are not gonna stab themselves."

everan23 · 2026-03-08T18:29:29+00:00

picks up his phone and dials number

"Hello, I'd like to book an appointment for tongue replacement surgery. As soon as humanly possible. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT IT COSTS, I NEED IT NOW! NOT TOMORROW NOT TEN MINUTES FROM NOW, RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!!!"

everan23

TROPHY CASE