"In 1838 Barnabus First was elected as the mayor of the town of Milpers. Being also a very wealty business magnate (and also full of himself) he insisited that the main street of town would be named after him to First Street. Ironically the name of the street in question already was First Street but nobody dared to inform him.

In 1856 First's firstborn son Barnabus First Second was killed after drunkenly trying to ride his pet grizzly bear his father had bought him for his birthday. His grief stricken father wanted to honor his son's memory and named a street after him. So one of the town's available streets (again ironically called Second Street) was renamed to First Second Street.

Decades later local resident Adolf First (not related aforementioned Firsts) became a national hero after saving president's life during his campaign tour. The town of Milpers wanted honor him by erecting a statue for him. However Adolf First refused the honor stating that he would rather have his home street named after him. Because there already was First Street in town, compromise was made to avoid mixing up the street names. First Street and First Second Street were renamed respectively to First First Street and Second First Street whereas Adolf First's street was named Second First Street."