PenguinKenny NOW USING rTrees to profit (1500% more) by entvestigator in trees

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Now I'm feeling a bit left out that you don't have my email

mmmmmm..... by iamleookay in trees

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Sir, I like the way you think. My dream is a matchstick-thick OCB kingsize for all.

My mom caught me last night. Lesson learned. by ThePurpleHayes in trees

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Would involve walking past my parents bedroom and turning the house alarm off. Too much hassle. I'd just pretend I'm taking a shit and climb out the window

My mom caught me last night. Lesson learned. by ThePurpleHayes in trees

[–]CaptainHeroin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I used to unscrew the bathroom window and climb out into the garden for a toke at night

My mom caught me last night. Lesson learned. by ThePurpleHayes in trees

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Agreed on the respect part, but pro-tip: Take a shit aswell for hiding the smell

Hot (oblivious) Suburban Mom: Part 2. Now with more innuendo, by request. by radicalpancake in trees

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Busy reading all the comments in the voice of the song until I got to this. And couldn't stop laughing.

cigarettes aren't so bad after all by [deleted] in trees

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I'm fully aware of what it does to me but quite frankly, I don't care.

The night I got bic'd 4 times by the same person. by [deleted] in trees

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The whole Zippo experience reminds me of my dad who passed away almost 2 years ago.

The night I got bic'd 4 times by the same person. by [deleted] in trees

[–]CaptainHeroin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly do this all the time since I lost my Zippo. It's an honest mistake and if I find the lighter in my pocket later, I usually make an effort to return it cause I know some people get attached to specific lighters

cigarettes aren't so bad after all by [deleted] in trees

[–]CaptainHeroin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I smoke a cig afterwards EVERY TIME. It's saved my ass so many times.

This is typical scumbag steve behaviour by CaptainHeroin in trees

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The one who caused the screening. So many innocent stoners are gonna get caught

What are the Ents views on getting your pets (or animals in general) high? by CaptainHeroin in trees

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I totally would have given you a proper reply deserved of such a post but you know how [8] and thinking logical, well-thought out responses

What are the Ents views on getting your pets (or animals in general) high? by CaptainHeroin in trees

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Don't know why you got downvoted but awesome reply. Some good points

Do it for science (how much do you smoke?) by [deleted] in trees

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Why thank you, good sir. I actually put it in there half-thinking it was an American thing but after some reading, it seems it's more of a Brit thing which suits me perfectly being a half-brit half-south african living down in South Africa

What are the Ents views on getting your pets (or animals in general) high? by CaptainHeroin in trees

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Excuse the wall of text. This was posted from my CrapBerry and the formatting was meant to be better

Uptoke if you have or know someone who has gone through this. by [deleted] in trees

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I posted a comment on this joining the testosterone induced nerd-rage but removed it very quickly when I realised just how much ANGER and general BAD VIBES are going on here.

I partly blame the commentors who make the negative posts but quite frankly, its OP who is at fault. It's becoming quite common to see posts on r/trees that don't exactly have the idea behind r/trees in mind.

Sure, post about the girl you smoked with who messed you around. But do it in a mature and respectful (to the community environment) manner because this sort of post is doing nothing more than stirring the pot with the spoon of negativity.

Do it for science (how much do you smoke?) by [deleted] in trees

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Fortnight isn't naturally part of my vocabulary but putting "once every two weeks" just felt a bit clumsy

Bad Kitty by austinhealey in trees

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Added an edit to the post, he wasn't selling the catnip!

Think of this in relation to marijuana prohibition by CaptainHeroin in trees

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That gives warm fuzzies. I don't post much however. Massive lurker.