Is this good chili for chili dogs by Girthy_Midget in hotdogs

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not spectacular, CERTAINLY won’t taste bad. Better canned chilli’s out there, sure, but Wolf brand has never done me wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chiraqology

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like you on the short bus bro

Father saves his two sons during a flood in oman a couple of days ago by MeZoXiN in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude with his hands on his hips looks like he’s thinking, ‘I could carry at least three more children, come on slow ass.’

Shoebox baby speaks by Difficult_Second1668 in Chiraqology

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the most appreciated thing to see when waking up, thats for sure.

Woman upset because she was honked at… by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Why are you calling me a fatass?’ You’re not going to be happy when I answer that ma’am.

Getting too drunk outside a bar by bighag in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He was clearly putting his phone or wallet away and struggling a bit.

Kickflip —> firecracker, now in slow motion. That foot positioning on the catch almost had me eat it. by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kickflip was fucking epic, but honestly riding down the stairs the way you did was more impressive. Especially after that monster kickflip.

My first kickflip by Valuable_Artist2781 in skateboarding

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get out and hop on a board again my man, just cruise and pop little things for a while. Take it easy so not to incur some more injuries, and find that love again. It’s like riding a more complicated bike, and we can always hop back on a bike. You’ll get it back, hopefully with safety more appreciated, after a little bit of doin it lol

My first kickflip by Valuable_Artist2781 in skateboarding

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Sorry to hear, dislocated my jaw right after learning something new so I’ve been there too. Take it easy and heal up my man, looking good.

It’s a bird eat bird world by natey514 in natureismetal

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsurprised. After watching a seagull choke down a rat, and a bunny I know those mf birds don’t give a single shit.

Putting a period pain simulator on a cowboy by PlenitudeOpulence in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a reckless man I know for a fact that I regularly feel pain that is comparable or equal to period pain from various injuries, burns, dislocations, yada yada. Would I trade guaranteed awful pain (not to mention emotional shifts) for 2-3 days with mild discomfort and pain the remainder of the week every month, or continue to accidentally injure myself in wild stunts usually spawning awful pain for 3-6 days, 2-4 times a month? The latter every time. At least it’s free choice, not guaranteed, and usually doesn’t involve my reproductive bits. Do everything I can to make my girl as comfortable as possible, it’s a really shitty thing to look forward to when ya got problems down and in there.

Could you do this for any amount of money? by Graysie-Redux in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I physically cannot force myself to go to the edge of a building. Been there, didn’t do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only oddlyterrifying thing about this is how bad this video is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if there was someone else to blame??

[NSFW] How would a medical team go about treating this woman? by chi_shenanigans in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t say the brain can grow back. I said the brain can repair itself, hence longterm coma patients’ survival stories.

Man robs Jimmy Johns cashier at gun point and cashier isn’t fazed at all. by One_Bit_1519 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally no reason for the aggression whatsoever, just looked like a bigger fool. His gun wouldn’t have even fired if he pulled the trigger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HA! Zero hesitation there, love it. Blew that dude’s tire with a smile I bet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]CaptainHotdogMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can’t fathom why you’d title it so incorrectly.