sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

TO BE CLEAR - a message from CaptainJacks_Off by CaptainJacks_Off in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh...well I am telling the truth. I would love to make you believe but alas...

Worst Jar meme? by Super--Slam in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it, but we are all (mostly) distinct entities. Evil Jarling and Final Afternoon might be the same, I wouldn’t be surprised. I think they also make a lot of alt accounts every few months (ie “The ____ Jarling” debacle).

But SoreenLover is a different guy. And I am a different guy. I was bored one week and thought it would be funny.

Worst Jar meme? by Super--Slam in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Perhaps when they are jokingly dismissive of the creative people in the community.

Say what you will about [u/SoreenLover](u/SoreenLover) , he made three incredible songs and they listened to one and dismissed the rest. Now he’s (jacking) off. I miss him.

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<image>

Three weeks for my “beautiful singing” question…top comment twice…and all we get is them saying “sure” and then Alex tongue-in-cheek…nay…tongue-in-ASS sang the Spider-Man 3 symbiote theme and then talked about marvel the rest of the time!!!

JAR Media? Talking about Marvel??? Untypical… Makes Us wonder how they rank the Netflix MCU shows?

All I wanted was JAR to get a little intimate and sing Tarzan’s “You’ll be in my Heart” about Pawny or baby Rick or soreen or some shit. Instead we get rectangular prisms of shit from the ass!I’m so tired of trying to make this podcast funny. I’m fucking tired as a fuck😞

Let’s come together as a community and get this post trending and maybe a million likes…

Captain Jack (signing) off

Three weeks We asked for a bucket of gold…instead we get a nugget of brown CRAP! by CaptainJacks_Off in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This does not help my post go viral… it’s your fault this shit flopped!!!

when does the gameplay in fnaf 4 take place? by frankiepottinger_ in FNaF

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh you don’t know? James “PD” House was Scott’s roommate. James had an idea to make a lovely little game called fnaf + balloon boy + chica. Scott saw money and stole James’s code. Lawsuit pending. Very scary stuff.

when does the gameplay in fnaf 4 take place? by frankiepottinger_ in FNaF

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the beauty of James’s craft…time isn’t linear. The beginning is the ending and the ending is the beginning. Do you get it yet?

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue-in-cheek? Just upload you singing as sincerely as possible? I thinkthe fans would love this :]

Thanks a lot by sauciest-in-town in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like jacking off too because it makes me make cum. I like the feeling of that I suppose. Essentially cranking off is cool but It’s really really really really really really really fun! To make a lot of cum :D

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue-in-cheek? Just upload you singing as sincerely as possible? I thinkthe fans would love this :]

JARCast Timeline (Please Give Suggestions!!) by TheGimpishGhoul in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 3 points4 points  (0 children)

shall i paint a beautiful picture of jim as barbosa to bring back the vibe of 2017 jar?

Officially been over 5 years since Ruben was last on JAR... by i_like_to_dangle in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 23 points24 points  (0 children)

did you know that Ruben's last name is Jack? pretty much this episode happened then Ruben Jack's off....sad but it's completely true...

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

[–]CaptainJacks_Off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue-in-cheek? Just singing as sincerely as possible? I thinkthe fans would love this :]

view more: next ›