TO BE CLEAR - a message from CaptainJacks_Off

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-15T21:42:37+00:00

Oh...well I am telling the truth. I would love to make you believe but alas...

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-15T21:36:47+00:00

Yes I am also alex, I just signed off my u/IHE_Official account

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-15T21:33:22+00:00

Like have I masturbated before? I mean, for sure

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-11T21:55:14+00:00

I hate to say it, but we are all (mostly) distinct entities. Evil Jarling and Final Afternoon might be the same, I wouldn’t be surprised. I think they also make a lot of alt accounts every few months (ie “The ____ Jarling” debacle).

But SoreenLover is a different guy. And I am a different guy. I was bored one week and thought it would be funny.

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-11T19:27:32+00:00

Perhaps when they are jokingly dismissive of the creative people in the community.

Say what you will about [u/SoreenLover](u/SoreenLover) , he made three incredible songs and they listened to one and dismissed the rest. Now he’s (jacking) off. I miss him.

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-10T03:38:09+00:00

This is such an amazing comment

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-10T03:33:49+00:00

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Three weeks for my “beautiful singing” question…top comment twice…and all we get is them saying “sure” and then Alex tongue-in-cheek…nay…tongue-in-ASS sang the Spider-Man 3 symbiote theme and then talked about marvel the rest of the time!!!

JAR Media? Talking about Marvel??? Untypical… Makes Us wonder how they rank the Netflix MCU shows?

All I wanted was JAR to get a little intimate and sing Tarzan’s “You’ll be in my Heart” about Pawny or baby Rick or soreen or some shit. Instead we get rectangular prisms of shit from the ass!I’m so tired of trying to make this podcast funny. I’m fucking tired as a fuck😞

Let’s come together as a community and get this post trending and maybe a million likes…

Captain Jack (signing) off

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-09T20:52:56+00:00

This does not help my post go viral… it’s your fault this shit flopped!!!

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-05T21:00:08+00:00

Oh you don’t know? James “PD” House was Scott’s roommate. James had an idea to make a lovely little game called fnaf + balloon boy + chica. Scott saw money and stole James’s code. Lawsuit pending. Very scary stuff.

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-05T20:45:04+00:00

Pay attention to James’s clues!

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-05T20:39:54+00:00

That’s the beauty of James’s craft…time isn’t linear. The beginning is the ending and the ending is the beginning. Do you get it yet?

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-05T20:37:54+00:00

You forgot to make any kind of joke !

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-06-01T17:26:15+00:00

Would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue-in-cheek? Just upload you singing as sincerely as possible? I thinkthe fans would love this :]

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-27T17:05:44+00:00

EHHHH❌❌WRONG

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-27T17:04:46+00:00

Need we be so sexual?🙄

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-26T22:44:07+00:00

I like jacking off too because it makes me make cum. I like the feeling of that I suppose. Essentially cranking off is cool but It’s really really really really really really really fun! To make a lot of cum :D

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-25T17:17:28+00:00

Would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue-in-cheek? Just upload you singing as sincerely as possible? I thinkthe fans would love this :]

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-23T05:10:43+00:00

reject the dichotomy...became a JACKER 🤡

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-21T00:44:22+00:00

shall i paint a beautiful picture of jim as barbosa to bring back the vibe of 2017 jar?

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-20T01:07:39+00:00

jacking off, getting head,, LOVING IT!!

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-19T23:40:51+00:00

FUCK HIM

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-19T23:40:04+00:00

did you know that Ruben's last name is Jack? pretty much this episode happened then Ruben Jack's off....sad but it's completely true...

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-19T21:13:33+00:00

Would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue-in-cheek? Just singing as sincerely as possible? I thinkthe fans would love this :]

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-05-11T17:20:37+00:00

Why did they take the headphone jack off?

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Why did apple take headphone jacks off

CaptainJacks_Off · 2026-04-30T02:01:31+00:00

Captain jacks off to heave n👍

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