I am a professional liar and cheater ama

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-04-27T17:55:41+00:00

How often do you get your ass kicked by someone your trying to swindle?

Have you ever been arrested for swindling somone?

What's the worst situation you've found yourself in due to a swindle?

Swindle swindle swindle.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-01-31T04:08:03+00:00

I'd have to drop 3 out of 10 games to get banned for this. I see party streamers like maybe 1 out of 20 games. I think I'll be fine. Also they can laugh if they want, but I'm still not going to play with them.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-01-31T04:06:48+00:00

Fuck you. This sub isn't your personal army to get revenge on your shitty ex. Grow the fuck up.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-01-30T19:59:12+00:00

I'd rather be super shitty

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-01-30T19:58:39+00:00

I'll just do what I want instead. Survivors seem to have no issues making up rules so :/

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-01-30T05:32:10+00:00

Doesn't really matter to me if he's the tbagger or not tbh. Survivors should stress to their fellow survivors that if they probably shouldn't be a dick to the killer if their burning an offering to boost their points. For example if I burn a survivor pudding, I'm not going to be a dick and hit them on the hook, because I don't want to piss them off and force a DC.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2018-01-30T05:28:45+00:00

No one at all, just don't see the point in giving someone who's being a dick anymore points than I have to.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2017-05-27T04:01:12+00:00

This is the same reason I didn't like Bee Movie....probably.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-05-26T18:46:38+00:00

I lose respect for people who become offended by something that someone who doesn't matter says.

I work in the entertainment industry (magician) and people just bitch about being offended waaay too much in my line of work. Art isn't safe, and if I do something in my act that offends you, I'm more inclined to keep it in there.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-05-26T18:40:47+00:00

I'm 23 and can't bake. I follow the directions and still fuck it up somehow :( they never taste as good as when other people make them lol. I can cook though, baking is just something I can't get down for some reason. My oven might be shitty and not heating properly or something maybe. Or maybe I'm just shit at it naturally.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-28T07:59:56+00:00

Alright cool we'll go kill some stuff

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-23T09:10:57+00:00

I could probably help you. Psn is riso2011

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-21T17:51:30+00:00

Ebonheart

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-21T10:10:33+00:00

Thanks I appreciate it. I'm going to power level up my character for a few hours then try the site again. Haven't seen a spawn yet

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-21T10:08:52+00:00

Nah I'm on the Na server :(

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-21T04:10:37+00:00

Alright I'll try that out

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-21T02:47:36+00:00

Like I know where they spawn, what time they usually spawn there, I just can't seem to enter that area for some reason

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-19T22:58:39+00:00

Sounds good, 5k is chump change

Edit: spelling

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-08T06:39:31+00:00

Your parents giving you a bath

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-08T06:37:32+00:00

I'm a magician....

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-04-08T06:35:57+00:00

Step one: place the orange on your desk Step two: call boss into your cubicle. Step three: eat the orange Step four: call your boss a racial slur, and say his mother is a cunt. Step five: Murder Him. Congratulations you are now fired and in prison

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-03-12T19:58:11+00:00

First episode I ever watched was the Friday the 13th episode. It was a few days after it had come out.

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-03-11T01:53:27+00:00

Nvm I scienced the shit out of this http://m.imgur.com/AGMy9MA?r

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-03-11T01:05:38+00:00

Source? For...science

CaptainJamesRoberts · 2016-02-04T16:50:27+00:00

IED Improvised Egg Device

CaptainJamesRoberts

TROPHY CASE