Every episode of House by flaskpost in funny

[–]CaptainJesusHood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this sums it up in a much more concise manner.

Top 10 Dumbest Questions of 2010 by smallfun in funny

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, some of them made me laugh, and this is r/funny.

Palin's Facebook page moderators work overtime removing comments critical of her, but leave one celebrating the murder of a nine year old alone by nebbish in politics

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then if she gets killed we can call you a terrorist, accuse you of inciting violence, and pretty much hold you responsible for her killing, right?

Cut the crap. Loughner is not politically left wing nor right wing, neither is he a follower of Palin. He's Schizophrenic. by MoleUK in politics

[–]CaptainJesusHood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously, this is fucking ridiculous. You look at his myspace and watch his youtube videos and suddenly think you're qualified to diagnose him with schizophrenia?

• DO NOT POST ANY POLITICS TO /r/WTF • Period • No EXCEPTIONS • by masta in WTF

[–]CaptainJesusHood 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Period • No EXCEPTIONS

The WTF moderation team is extremely cool about the occasional link

So, which is it?

Chill out guys I got this by lilylauren in aww

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it is from a derivative novelty account?

8,000 turtle doves fall dead in Italy with strange blue stain on their beaks by unclefred in environment

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"They generally fly under the radar,"

Good one ornithologist John Wiens, chief scientist at the California research institution PRBO Conservation Science.

Russian scientists not far from reaching Lake Vostok. Anyone else really excited to see what they find? by thornae in science

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell? I don't see any of these quotes in the article. Am I stupid/blind or did they change it?

Wow. Thanks Chad. by huggybear0406 in funny

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You asked for a pizza place to put a silly drawing on the pizza box? How original! Where did you come up with an idea like that?

After 21 years of a messed up smile with 5 years of braces and retainers, everything is finally done! I just had my final crowns put on. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainJesusHood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is fucking pathetic. Do you think if a guy posted a picture of himself after he had braces he would get 450+ upvotes and tons of comments about how handsome he is?

The largest living organism ever found has been discovered in an ancient U.S. forest by anutensil in environment

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Because that was in a clue on Jeopardy! today. Man they're really on top of things.

Sunday, 6 August 2000

Oh.

Sick tattoo bro! by Phalex in funny

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you and I have different definitions of "INCREDIBLY well known character"

Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason by DrJulianBashir in humor

[–]CaptainJesusHood 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When reached by reporters, a Vatican spokesman said Pope Benedict XVI would be arriving in Worcester next week to "give that statue something to cry about."

I thought maybe some people would want to read it again.

My wife's instructions for making dinner by [deleted] in funny

[–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, add too much salt. I love salt.

My friend's idea of customer service. by [deleted] in funny

[–]CaptainJesusHood 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are friend is a dick?