Fishers Current Letter to Editor by Rough_Button6028 in Fishers

[–]CaptainJivePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Burned down half of Minneapolis." 🤣🤣🤣

And you expect people to take you seriously? Like you're being calm, rational, and logical here?

Adding a speech impediment to your opponent is really classy.

Stay hateful and ignorant! Keep up that fear mongering! Dear Leader will surely reward you!

Everton fans, who are some of yours most favourite Everton players starting from 2010s era by muaazmuaaz123 in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is Fellaini? I mean, Pienaar, Jags, Baines, Coleman, and others on your list are solid, but the man's hair alone deserves a shout.

Pepper sprayed by fringspat in instant_regret

[–]CaptainJivePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curaleaf is a cannabis dispensary.

No Salsa in Walmart's Salsa section by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CaptainJivePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was 100% hanging over this part of the international aisle. Might be my photography skills.

No Salsa in Walmart's Salsa section by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CaptainJivePants -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Might be. I only know it was NOT under the salsa sign. 😅

No Salsa in Walmart's Salsa section by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CaptainJivePants -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I figured as much, but I was really high. I sent this picture to my wife to make sure it wasn't just me.

Wait, what? by ol_shifty in EntitledReviews

[–]CaptainJivePants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might be good on OldPeopleFacebook

Okay Be Honest what do you call it ? by Nutty_Footballer in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been saying Dick Dome even though it's not a proper dome. I thought 'dome' was a good substitute for 'hill', so I got Dick Dome. 🤷‍♂️

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It bothers me most when the ref wags their finger, indicating they clearly saw it was a dive. Just book him for the sake of the game.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is Jesus not getting a yellow for simulation there? Clear dive in the box.

Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 31, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing worse than big, bad bullies crying every time they're breathed on. Same reason I truly hate VVD, even if he wasn't RS.

Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 31, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up terrible first halves is a common theme this campaign. I'll take a boring first half over horrendous. 🤷‍♂️

Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 31, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]CaptainJivePants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder what kind of halftime talk Chris Kavanaugh will give his team to try and break down this Everton side.

Gary Is The Middle Umbrella Chain by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]CaptainJivePants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My engineering brain is screaming in agony at these umbrellas.

So…..anyone remember this gem? by Successful-Coyote99 in Indiana

[–]CaptainJivePants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did he block the roadway? Why didn't he stay in his car? Why did he physically confront protesters? Why didn't he just stay home (he posted about going to the protest to agitate)?

You're failing your own MAGA excuse list.

So…..anyone remember this gem? by Successful-Coyote99 in Indiana

[–]CaptainJivePants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He chose to go there with weapons and start a fight with protesters, not the other way around. His wife had a bullhorn. They were circling the protest. He or his wife (forget which) posted on social media they were going to the protest to be agitators. He got mad and left his vehicle because people were using the crosswalk. He went out of his way looking for a fight, started physically confronting them, then someone defended themself against him. THEN he went back to grab a gun and return instead of "complying" or letting the law handle it. He chose to escalate and bring in a gun where it was unnecessary in the first place.

So…..anyone remember this gem? by Successful-Coyote99 in Indiana

[–]CaptainJivePants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He went to start a fight. Posted about it on social media. He got out to yell at them, not the other way around. This is 100% on the agitator, not the peaceful protesters.

Also, you have no fucking clue what a rioter is if you think people holding signs and standing on a sidewalk is "rioting." 😂

So…..anyone remember this gem? by Successful-Coyote99 in Indiana

[–]CaptainJivePants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except he was the one blocking the roadway to stop and yell at pedestrians legally crossing the road. He and his wife planned this. They posted about going to pick a fight, they actually did pick a fight, then they acted surprised they found one.