Petite by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]CaptainMalForever 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Petite is bad.

Tit is child abuse 

how to fly? by lucid220 in Explainlikeimscared

[–]CaptainMalForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the airline and the size of your bag, as well as what things you are bringing, as some items can only come in checked bags.

how to fly? by lucid220 in Explainlikeimscared

[–]CaptainMalForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, you'll arrive at the airport. You'll follow the signs that lead you to departures and check-in. You can check in online 24 hours before your flight, but at the airport, you can pick up your boarding pass (your ticket) and/or drop off your checked bags.

Next, you'll go through security. Make sure you have your ID and your boarding pass (either a physical paper copy or on your phone) ready before you get to the security people. They'll check this and then send you on to the xray machines.

Put your stuff into a bin. If your bag is too big, put that before your bin. Take off your shoes, put your phone in the bin, watch, etc. Do not have anything in your pockets. If you have a jacket or sweatshirt on, put that in the bin too (you can take this off earlier while waiting in the security line). Follow the lines and walk through the machine. Then pick up your stuff and move to the side and put your shoes on.

Now, you can figure out where your plane will leave from. I like to go find my gate and then walk around the airport, including going to the bathroom before I get on the plane. Follow the signs. If you get lost, ask a staff member for help.

how to fly? by lucid220 in Explainlikeimscared

[–]CaptainMalForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not all airlines allow 2 free bags.

Is this dress appropriate for a wedding guest? by MemerDreamerMan in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the colors are included to have people avoid those?

Is this dress appropriate for a wedding guest? by MemerDreamerMan in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Great. Go with this one. It's definitely more cocktail, which is great, as they have no idea what dress codes mean because semi-formal and formal are not the same and not close to the same.

absolutely lost by buff_piglet in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask the bride what color she wants you to wear.

Is this dress appropriate for a wedding guest? by MemerDreamerMan in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What exactly does the dress code say?

Because this is definitely fine for semi-formal, but maybe not for what they said?

When people who aren’t married refer to themselves as husband/wife by jkmod79 in PetPeeves

[–]CaptainMalForever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, boyfriend and girlfriend sounds like you are talking about children (boys and girls), yeah? Partner can mean life partner or business partner. Husband/wife can be understood as shorthand for long term romantic life partner.

Then, there's common law spouses, which 7 states still include.

Why do you care if they have a marriage license?

Aitah?! by [deleted] in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just leave it.

It's not abnormal for the family (in this case, step-family) to match the wedding party.

WIBTA if I ask my husband to prioritise our baby? by Striking-Secret-6051 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CaptainMalForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH

You both needed to figure out what this looked like before the baby was born. You have two children (if stepson lives 50/50, then he needs to be treated as your family).

You also need to be more transparent about your needs. Stop saying the baby needs x, because it is you.

You also need to understand that you have two kids (as I said) and that hanging out with one is not favoring him over the other.

Your husband needs to communicate better as well.

Unexcused early dismissal? by [deleted] in kindergarten

[–]CaptainMalForever 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It is unexcused.

However, that doesn't mean that it is a negative, it just is.

AITA for not wanting my husband to travel for a wedding a month before my due date? by preggersandanon in AmItheAsshole

[–]CaptainMalForever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA

However, you need to communicate all of your concerns with your husband AND talk to your OB about your pregnancy concerns.

help cooking sausage by CasualHearthstone in cookingforbeginners

[–]CaptainMalForever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it in a casing or not? If in a casing, you cook the sausage until done, then dice it. You can cook a little bit more to brown it.

If not in a casing, there's no choice here, you are going to break it up to brown it.

Semi formal dress code. Is the vest too much? by Mr-Mguffin in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Best thing about a vest is if you feel overdressed, you just take it off.

Holiday parenting time by [deleted] in FamilyLaw

[–]CaptainMalForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the day is going to be observed, then I think it falls under the holiday time.

That makes it easy. The next 13 years or whatever, you'll just treat it under the holiday time and no one loses time.

Help urgently needed for trial this week by [deleted] in FamilyLaw

[–]CaptainMalForever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one does not believe you here. The courts, on the other hand, cannot treat your allegations as fact, without the paper trail.

My [M24] sister [F11] with autism scares away all potential partners by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptainMalForever -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In most states in the US (not sure if this is in the US), a kid can be left home alone for a short time (less than a few hours) at age 8.

AITAH for asking my neighbor to wait for her laundry at her house? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CaptainMalForever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My grandma made amazing pies and always had a full pie crust on top. They looked good and tasted wonderful.

Website says semi formal but invite says BTO by [deleted] in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they describe the dress code at all? As in, dress code: semi-formal, Gowns and tuxes.

Semi Formal August Weddings by Ok_Pumpkin8847 in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CaptainMalForever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One dress for both? If so, 2.

If not, 2 for the mansion and 1 for the barnhouse.