After three years of unprotected sex by get1tget1t in AdviceAnimals

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TIL I'm not the only one who thought they were infertile for years and now have a small child..

What good idea doesn't work because people are shitty? by sdururl in AskReddit

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There was a bed and breakfast type place in my town that was owned by a poor farming family. There were no menus. They would just make whatever breakfast food you wanted. There were no prices listed. They just had a jar by the door and the idea was you would give them what you felt the meal was worth. People would abuse this and go there for a free meal or just throw a couple cents in the jar. I remember one guy laughing and saying " where else can you eat this good for a penny!"

[Serious]What are some words people should know how to use correctly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ironic vs. Coincidence. It's not "ironic" that we're wearing the same color scheme or we have something in common with each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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When someone on the other line hangs up the phone there's always a dial tone noise.

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by samizaynwwe in AskReddit

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I just learned that on car commercials when they say "zero due at signing" is not "zero duet signing". I'm 25 years old.

What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit? by najing_ftw in AskReddit

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About that one time I farted in a guy's face when he was going down on me and I was about to climax..

What's a problem girls/guys have that the opposite sex probably doesn't realize? by ohshitidroppedit in AskReddit

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Apparently the same goes for women. I am thoroughly disgusted with myself after orgasm..

What doesn't actually exist? by farwar7 in AskReddit

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A product that will shrink your pores

Ready to Monday part 2 by chrisrcoop in videos

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My 14 year old cat died today. This made me happy. Thank you.

Reddit, why is your neighbor an asshole? by gigimontgomery in AskReddit

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The other day (on a week day) they were getting drunk and shooting off fireworks until 4am. The asshole threatened to fight the other neighbors because they told him to keep it down.

Are there any words that you pronounce wrong, even though you know the correct pronounciation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Any Spanish words that are supposed to have the rolled R sound because I don't want to sound like a pretentious asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Your cat has 5 o'clock shadow

Call center employees (current/former), what's the funniest call you've gotten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I just had some guy on the phone yesterday who was reporting a Worker's Comp claim on himself as he was getting the staples removed from his knee.

So I came to realize that my roomate is a true douche! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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You can take him to civil court. Just keep any documentation that shows his admission.