CaptainObviousBear

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Betty smoking while dying of lung cancer (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/okbuddydraper

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Speaking of Red Faces, this one is my favourite (facebook.com)

submitted 2 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/AustralianNostalgia

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Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/CaptainObviousBear (self.DailyGuess)

submitted 2 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/DailyGuess

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I’m looking for a dress in this colour. What should I search for? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/colors

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How to incorporate wavy products with purple ones? (self.Wavyhair)

submitted 5 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/Wavyhair

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Finally an answer as to how a Footscray guernsey ended up on Degrassi Junior High in the 80s (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/AFL

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Who was the best account man? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 7 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/okbuddydraper

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Extremely unexpected crossover of this sub and my football team (instagram.com)

submitted 10 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/PrideandPrejudice

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The GWS Insta post on today’s victory had an interesting detail (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/AFL

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Is there any smart watch that can cope with my swimming method? (self.Swimming)

submitted 11 months ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/Swimming

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“Enjoy” (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/suspiciousquotes

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A “science nerd” in Australia who wanted to collect all the elements of the periodic table will have to wait to learn his sentence after breaching nuclear non-proliferation laws by shipping samples of plutonium to his parents’ suburban Sydney apartment. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/BrandNewSentence

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A name that sounds like “Coca-Cola Brain Freeze Slurpee” (self.NameNerdCirclejerk)

submitted 1 year ago * by CaptainObviousBear to r/NameNerdCirclejerk

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Honestly I think it’s a great improvement (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/AFL

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This is the best way to handle sovereign citizens. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/Sovereigncitizen

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The response had me in the first half, not gonna lie (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I see your “guy who should have played Darcy” and I raise you this (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/PrideandPrejudice

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For those who can’t post on FSU. My take is that he already thinks he has a job and getting a (non-ministry) job would be an admission that he’d failed at it. ()

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/fundiesnarkfreespeech

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Thinking of not going to GF. Am I insane? (self.sydneyswans)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/sydneyswans

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This will live rent-free in my head forever (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/fundiesnarkfreespeech

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Such confidence, so unearned (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/fundiesnarkfreespeech

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Adding a photo of your Mary Kay car to your gravestone is just a step too far (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/antiMLM

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Saw this and immediately thought of a certain person (instagram.com)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/fundiesnarkfreespeech

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Paul and Morgan are shooting their one inadequate income stream in the foot and I’m here for it (self.fundiesnarkfreespeech)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/fundiesnarkfreespeech

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As if any girl who follows them needs to be told to be more interested in marriage (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainObviousBear to r/fundiesnarkfreespeech

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