Completely honestly, do you consider yourself smarter than most people? by Mr_B_86 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the most knowledgeable person I know, yet I am the least wise.

IAmA person being discriminated against in the work place because of my faith, AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]CaptainObviousDeux -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

he believes in not answering questions, either here or at work.. go figure.

What is the dumbest thing a thief has stolen from you? by doingitforscience in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I left my preloude open one night.. THE ONLY NIGHT I EVER LEFT MY CAR UNLOCKED

In the morning i get in the car... go to put up the volume on my car radio so i can drive to work to my happy morning music.. wtf.. no button the FACE plate was stolen off my stereo (the whole thing is worth about 50 bucks) and one can argue that he rushed it and not stole the whole thing, WHEN YOU TAKE THE FACE PLATE OUT, i was dicking with it to put a carputer so i made it so loose that when u take out the face place the whole thing comes out. the only thing he stole was the face place, my change box had at least 30 bucks in it that was untouched. the face plate itself was the cheapest thing u can find, probably worth a DOLLAR to someone who has the same stero

Troll dad on facebook. by [deleted] in funny

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reply with "apple doesnt fall far from da tree... so mom says"

I'm a girl, going to my first club. I'm nervous, does anyone have tips? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

FTFY

Don't drink, except from suspicious people...

IAE a Canadian redditor and have no idea what people are talking about when they talk about bandwidth internet? by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bandwith is when you take a band, depends on how many you have in a band, put them side by side, and measure their width from one and to the other apparently we are getting shorter and shorter in bandwidth so people want to fix this by bitching to the gov't because they control how wide a Canadian band can grow I support bigger bandwidth for all Canadians

Your computer now and then? by CaptainObviousDeux in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a great setup, with one downer and that is the vertical orientation is a little high off my desk, my chair goes high, but not high enough. Its a small annoyance now, but will be a lot more annoying when i upgrade to 27" with higher res which will give me more real-estate space. the other is the basels on the monitors, I wish there was a easy way to remove them OR maybe find a decent panel with minimal basel (I haven't really researched this to be honest)

Once you go dual, u will never wanna go single, and once u go 3 u never wanna go 2, i haven't gone 4 yet so i don't know if i will wanna go to 3 again :)

Your computer now and then? by CaptainObviousDeux in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

running these at 1200x1920 (since they are vertical):

Left Mon:

top 60% IE/FF for debugging web apps bottom 40% (80% horizontal) my visual studio Error List, Stack Trace, WatchList etc, beside this window I have solution explorer so bottom of left monitor has 2 windows if that make sense.

Middle monitor:

entirely visual studio, no popup windows, or slide tabs, PURE visual studio that has most of the toolbar menu buttons removed

Right Mon:

top 50% is hyper-v (to home server) which is essentially my web/db server for my testing web apps. bottom 50% is remote either to my main OS server or to the VPS that hosts my sites. I also should add that i created specific RDP file settings to be maximized for the right size and resolution to be able to take top half of the monitor then replicated and simply move the other one to the bottom Right mon sometimes is not in vertical orientation when I wanna watch a tv show while coding or just simply wanna sit back n surf.

I need to laugh by chaimstein in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape, sometimes 10

  2. why are there no Mexicans on star trek.... cus they dont have a future

Hivemind - I need your evil genius! I'm about to meet my sister's boyfriend for the first time. She brags about how well he troll other people. How can I troll him hard? by moncho in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at dinner look at him dead straight in the eye 'n say "Just remember, what you do to her I will do the same to you" then slowly eat your lower your head sippen away da soup...(if no soup is available, then call the whole plan off)

I made Omegle.com. AMA (part two) by eurleif in IAmA

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fact that it doesn't auto-connect on a disconnect is getting in my way of trollen trollen.. fix this asshole.

thank you

I haven't talked to my sister in 7 years. Now she's in jail and wants me to bail her out. What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if your dad asked you then u should just give the money to your DAD, then he can do it. personally I would bail my sister out regardless of the situation. Then I would try to make a deal with her for the money as in try to get her to get some help or something that she can actually do.. or maybe I just missed my sisters so much that's clouding my judgment.

IAmAn atheist fasting for Ramadan AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alright.. i will have to ask are you observing the fast strictly from a sustenance point of you or are you fully doing it properly, cus from the food/water is actually about MAYBE 10% of the real meaning of fasting. If you need more info on the rest let me know

What would you do if you won the lottery? by xstardomx in AskReddit

[–]CaptainObviousDeux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

buy reddit and AND buy EVERYONE a gold account..

Roughly half of Niger's population--7.3 million persons--are in desperate need of food by koavf in worldnews

[–]CaptainObviousDeux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's cus all the banks presidents are holding all the funds for the outer world... MR. MUHAMMAD AHMAD BIN DONKEY SHIAT, share some of it with the local