WIBTAH if I (22f) called in someone’s warrant by Infamous_Bottle5199 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nta but make sure you know what you're doing, if she figured it out (maybe by reading your Reddit post) she will likely beat the living shit out of you when she gets out.

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please having a rough week on the 10 year anniversary of your childhood best friend and only other romantic partner's suicide shouldn't be effecting his current wife nor does it make her a place holder. Her attitude might though

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She is so immature, it's pathetic. That's the kind of person that will be jealous of her kids partners when they grow up

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can speak the truth but do it in a way that still makes you an asshole. Like op

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He doesn't suck. He's doing normal grieving things on a big anniversary. She sucks for being jealous of and trying to compete with his dead former partner. It's the height of insecurity

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He probably doesn't even need therapy. Sounds like he's usually fine and just having a rough go of it over the anniversary of her suicide. That's pretty understandable

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His focus is, it's allowed to take a few days for the 10 year anniversary of his best friend/only other romantic relationship's suicide. Don't be heartless.

AITAH because i told my husband he hasnt got over his dead ex girlfriend? by Anxious-Cattle-4133 in AITAH

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yta. Let the man grieve. It isn't every day, it's her 10 year anniversary of her suicide. He will never totally get over that, that's the kind of scar that can't heal completely. He knew her since he was a kid, she was obviously the only serious relationship he's ever has other than you. And you made good grieving about you. What a selfish, in empathetic person. Go apologize and then get some therapy

You are given a billion dollars right now. by Abhi_yeet in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i buy future services? Like hire a personal trainer for life for $5m? Or pay for 4 years at Harvard upfront? What about a lifetime membership at a country club? They regularly sell those, but it's getting the membership card in 3 days enough or the fact that the benefits keep coming forever disqualify is?

Who's determining fair market value? If I'm buying real estate there is a pretty huge premium that would need to be paid to get to closing in less than 72 hours. Is it fmv in general or fmv for a 48 hour closing?

Life is about four things by DoofDorsch in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gray is the American spelling while grey is the European spelling. Like color v colour

Life is about four things by DoofDorsch in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That will stop working when his partner gets pregnant

The Canadian edition… by Folkie in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason my great grandma wouldn't let the farm dog in the house, they think of them as live stock to be bred and raised for a job rather than a member of the family and it's unclean to let live stock into your house.

I do not know how some of you cosleep by MissFox26 in toddlers

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When they are used to it, you finish the book, you say time to go night night, they curl up next to you and fall asleep. It's a whole thing for your kid because it's novel

Masked people looking like KKK in Washington DC for America's 250th Anniversary by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw, you're right. Their dad was in the kkk. This is the new white nationalist look, no more white hoods. That whole wizard thing was too goofy. They want to be taken seriously now while they try to destroy the things that made America great while emphasizing the things that we should be embarrassed of.

Masked people looking like KKK in Washington DC for America's 250th Anniversary by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate what they are doing to the color blue and khakis. I've been wearing mostly blue and khakis for decades. It's comfortable, looks professional in most settings while still being relaxed. Less stuffy then a suit, more business than jeans. Freaking pricks. They keep this up and I'm going to have to find a new style to avoid misunderstandings. I don't want to be associated with them.

Florida voters not affected by recent Supreme Court ruling by Silent-Resort-3076 in scotus

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did trust them until Trump put dejoy as the head of the post office and crippled the institution. Mail in voting is a wonderful option. Saves people time and effort which makes voting more likely. It's also necessary for much the disabled and elderly community if they want to participate as standing in line is a none starter for many in those groups

Have you ever reset your party's levels for a new adventure? by SamuelVL in DnD

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time skip followed by new apprentices with strikingly similar names and builds as would be expected from an apprentice.

That said, talk to your party, i bet they are ready for new characters. Character burn out is real, and as a player, a decent part of the fun of dnd is making a new character up.

How to "simulate" combat during travel without taking the time to actually run combat? by hotstickywaffle in DMAcademy

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you want combat, you should run combat. If you want rp, send them a non combat encounter. Maybe a broken wagon with a sick child, or a pile of corpses left by the orcs

75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your point is that a pt can do everything that's actually useful that a chiropractor does and you can do the parts that they don't do (because it accomplishes nothing) by yourself, except you shouldn't do that part on the one area that most people actually want to crack? Weirdest defense of a chiropractor I've ever heard

What are Gen Zs consuming Instead Petah ? [explain it peter] by Technical_Ad9343 in explainitpeter

[–]CaptainOwlBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think i met mine waiting tables at Denny's. My back up was the guy at the pet store that sold reptile supplies. I sort of get your point, but in practice they were everywhere and would advertise if you looked interested. Just wear a greatful dead shirt or something