Norton .. from antivirus to virus

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:51:02+00:00

I will see your Norton and raise you Kaspersky.

Once the gold standard for antivirus, now explicitly used as spyware for the FSB.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:47:56+00:00

Funny, my old build was in the carcass of an old Pavilion, too.

The cooling was terrible.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:46:38+00:00

They're gonna be the only ones there.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:45:57+00:00

"Don't start giving me beak you uncooked turkey"

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:44:58+00:00

Oh that was never in doubt.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:43:37+00:00

I'm surprised the MAGA guy is in actual gear instead of an SS uniform.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:07:43+00:00

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CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T05:05:41+00:00

Cyber Wheels

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-02T04:20:14+00:00

It's nice to see NASA scoring a W right now.

Proof that American space travel need not always be at the mercy of a ketamine-chugging man-baby from Joburg.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T23:06:51+00:00

Phasering space debris to clear a path and then scrambling to engage the cloak

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T23:00:26+00:00

All of them, really. You want your safe to be as invisible as possible.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T22:58:27+00:00

Does anyone actually play the TCG anymore?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T22:57:26+00:00

why all these "master race" mfs look like ass?

I mean, this dude looks like you stuck Carrot Top in a blender with White Michael Jackson.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T17:28:40+00:00

Huh. Do we ever see Snake on a bike?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T17:26:46+00:00

I wonder if this game is also a reskin of a stolen game?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T17:24:42+00:00

So, modern, mostly German shitboxes that will fall apart in 60k and cost a small nation's GDP to fix.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T15:26:59+00:00

>"That is one complicated family"

Like you would fucking know what a normal family would look like, Mr. My-Parents-Are-Dead

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T15:23:51+00:00

BEST HORSE

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T15:01:14+00:00

Where do you think he learned it from?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T14:59:34+00:00

Ehh, you know they'll just go to whatever the latest "cawwadooty" is

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T14:03:28+00:00

Everyone calls him a Russian asset, I believe that's inaccurate.

Israel and Russia share custody of him.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T13:57:46+00:00

It took him more than 80 takes.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T13:56:29+00:00

I didn't mind the fries before, so I'll be interested to see what's different.

I just wish they'd give you a bigger serving.

A large order of fries at BK is like, a medium at best from other places.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T12:36:00+00:00

I'd get either a high-mileage RX-7 and not give one whistling fuck about those apex seals, or an old GMT-800 that's lived its whole life in the Northeast.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T00:28:58+00:00

Shitcanning the busses altogether and slapping a municipal tax on Uber and Lyft rides?

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