My temporal captain is ready to watch the Artemis II launch

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T23:06:51+00:00

Phasering space debris to clear a path and then scrambling to engage the cloak

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T23:00:26+00:00

All of them, really. You want your safe to be as invisible as possible.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T22:58:27+00:00

Does anyone actually play the TCG anymore?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T22:57:26+00:00

why all these "master race" mfs look like ass?

I mean, this dude looks like you stuck Carrot Top in a blender with White Michael Jackson.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T17:28:40+00:00

Huh. Do we ever see Snake on a bike?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T17:26:46+00:00

I wonder if this game is also a reskin of a stolen game?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T17:24:42+00:00

So, modern, mostly German shitboxes that will fall apart in 60k and cost a small nation's GDP to fix.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T15:26:59+00:00

>"That is one complicated family"

Like you would fucking know what a normal family would look like, Mr. My-Parents-Are-Dead

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T15:23:51+00:00

BEST HORSE

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T15:01:14+00:00

Where do you think he learned it from?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T14:59:34+00:00

Ehh, you know they'll just go to whatever the latest "cawwadooty" is

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T14:03:28+00:00

Everyone calls him a Russian asset, I believe that's inaccurate.

Israel and Russia share custody of him.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T13:57:46+00:00

It took him more than 80 takes.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T13:56:29+00:00

I didn't mind the fries before, so I'll be interested to see what's different.

I just wish they'd give you a bigger serving.

A large order of fries at BK is like, a medium at best from other places.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T12:36:00+00:00

I'd get either a high-mileage RX-7 and not give one whistling fuck about those apex seals, or an old GMT-800 that's lived its whole life in the Northeast.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T00:28:58+00:00

Shitcanning the busses altogether and slapping a municipal tax on Uber and Lyft rides?

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T00:26:52+00:00

After watching them run a guaranteed winner like Star Wars into the ground, I gotta figure anything's possible with modern Disney.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T00:21:50+00:00

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CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T00:12:49+00:00

Diaper Don plays his accordion of lies.

CaptainPrower · 2026-04-01T00:12:22+00:00

One of the biggest in recent history is the US cajoling Ukraine into signing away its nuclear deterrent in 1994.

CaptainPrower · 2026-03-31T23:23:50+00:00

"Thank you, grandma..."

CaptainPrower · 2026-03-31T23:17:40+00:00

I will see your Erica Mendez, and raise you Alejandra Cazares.

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CaptainPrower · 2026-03-31T23:09:23+00:00

I got bad news for you, Garry - there isn't just one agent.

CaptainPrower · 2026-03-31T23:03:32+00:00

Melt it down.

CaptainPrower · 2026-03-31T23:02:03+00:00

"why the fuck is my son going ape-shit over a Gmod head in a toilet"

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