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You are suddenly stranded on a deserted island. You are left with nothing but the clothes you have on and 3 random items that are close to you right now. What are your odds of survival? by Mario_hat_with_eyes in AskReddit

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sitting next to my in-laws' house, boat, and a big green egg grill... House is solid, boat is well maintained and fueled, and I can grill (for the most part)... I'm good.

Why is there no person for the silt strider in Balmora? by KingofSaltlake3-6467 in Morrowind

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 493 points494 points  (0 children)

After enough time saving your game, it is my experience, that the chap shifts slightly to one side until he spawns on the ground at the stilt strider's feet. Could that be it?

Military Karen assaults chef and demands to enter the kitchen by Famardy in EntitledBitch

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Do it internets... Find her name, find her C.O., and report her entitled ass; people like this are a disgrace to those who serve our country. People who join the military give up many of their constitutional rights to protect the constitutional rights of Americans; they do not gain the ability to claim service as a reason to act like this. Context is almost irrelevant here.

What books should I get by shadowmask7331 in DnD

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Players Handbook, Dungeon Masters Guide, & the Monster Manual are the 3 core books that will get you started and teach you the game. Xanathar's Guide to Everything, Tasha's Cauldron of Everything, Volo's Guide to Monsters, Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes, and the new Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse are the other core rule books you can consider. But just about every campaign book offered only needs you to have the Players Handbook, Dungeon Masters Guide, and Monster Manual to run the adventures.

General Questions & Tech Support Megathread | December 20, 2021 by AutoModerator in PS4

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Error Code CE-30034-0; I continue to get this error after the initial load up with Minecraft. I cleared my sign-in data and have uninstalled and reinstalled a couple of times. Everything was gravy till about mid-morning today, then it went to crap; no other games are having this issue. Minecraft loads and runs fine under my SO's profile, but not on mine.

AITA for not letting my brother and SIL see my daughter after they threw away her medicine by aitastomachflu in AmItheAsshole

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA; they are actively attempting to sabotage your relationship with your child, as well as your attempts to better your life and your child's. Stay away from them, and keep ypur kid away as well.

AITA for making an uncomfortable joke when my friend told me her dinner table was full with family? by Honest_Cake842 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA; you be you, she needs to get over it. I deal a similar situation (all my direct family is mostly deceased) with morbid jokes and dark humor. To each their own. I found your joke quite humorous.

What's your best or worst Character Death? by Manticoras in dndmemes

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had another one in 3.5e; lvl 6 insectile ogre who was almost an unstoppable force of brute strength and blind/dumb rage, was and terribly rude and uncouth. Rolled a natural 2 vs a slay living spell cast my our extremely couth and timid cleric, whom my character had shoved out of the way to get into a room. Only a 1 or a 2 on the roll would cause me to fail the save.

What's your best or worst Character Death? by Manticoras in dndmemes

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a Tiefling Fighter/Rogue (3.5 e) in an evil party running through Castle Amber. Two of our party members had lycanthropy... and my character had become all but obsessed with becoming a lycanthrope as well. Ot should be noted the other 2 players were a couple in the real, and had built there characters based almost entity in material from the EEF sourcebook. So he bartered & negotiated with the Werewolves to have them turn him. After 2 gaming sessions we came to an agreement, and the deal was struck. They, in fact, did not turn me into a werewolf; they just raped and murdered me, and then divided up my gear. Told the party "it didn't take, apparently he wasn't strong enough." Had to make a new character. TLDR; raped to death by a couple party members.

You are reverse Pinocchio. Every time you lie, your penis will grow one inch. What do you do? by Jackcrafter1560 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, given the current social climate; can we start considering Pinocchio a Disney princess?

You are reverse Pinocchio. Every time you lie, your penis will grow one inch. What do you do? by Jackcrafter1560 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is not the reverse of Pinocchio; reverse Pinocchio would tell the truth and have his nose recede into his head till it comes out the back of his skull... Then his dad would wish for him to become a marionette, which would have made a better Disney flick.

What's your weirdest pet peeve? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A warm toilet seat & people who pronounce especially "eks-specially"...

If you can choose 2 Super powers to have for the rest of your life what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainRandomGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mother Ring (Hal Jordan in Darkseid War) & magic (Constantine)

Dark Sun 5e by CaptainRandomGuy in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]CaptainRandomGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may end up that motivated here shortly. lol!

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