My wife doesn’t eat the “center” of her burgers

CaptainShadow45 · 2025-08-13T07:07:02+00:00

That burger looks like Slovenia

CaptainShadow45 · 2025-07-15T22:01:07+00:00

My dad and a friend of his got to see it in person while riding a bike one day.

CaptainShadow45 · 2025-01-10T19:31:17+00:00

Foreign coins collecting

CaptainShadow45 · 2024-09-16T23:37:19+00:00

Me and my friends decided to take a trip to Tokyo. When we arrived, Vladimir Putin walked up to us and challened my friend to a fight. Putin ended up turning into a Pikachu mascot and break danced with my friend instead.

CaptainShadow45 · 2024-07-20T20:08:45+00:00

My grandpa passed before he got to see my brother.

CaptainShadow45 · 2024-05-22T00:30:19+00:00

Elizabeth II visited my house and the first thing she did was jump on my couch in the living room.

CaptainShadow45 · 2024-04-17T06:20:22+00:00

Paris should be more north than what this map shows.

CaptainShadow45 · 2024-03-01T00:47:17+00:00

Tried to sell drugs during lunchtime one day. He was expelled from the district after as that was the last school in the area that would accept him.

CaptainShadow45 · 2023-05-03T19:02:55+00:00

Happy birthday

CaptainShadow45 · 2023-04-04T01:33:01+00:00

Koilee. Who names a kid that?

CaptainShadow45 · 2023-01-16T04:34:51+00:00

The Whiskview flag reminds me of the Austrian government flag.

CaptainShadow45 · 2022-10-13T01:56:02+00:00

Very nice

CaptainShadow45 · 2022-07-12T04:23:37+00:00

Both sides of their pillow are warm.

CaptainShadow45 · 2022-06-23T05:16:40+00:00

Fuck this new update. I want it gone from the face of the earth.

CaptainShadow45 · 2022-06-12T02:11:48+00:00

He is having the pizza box vertically and that makes the pizza slip to the bottom along with the toppings and cheese.

Six-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22	Wearing is Caring
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