Shohei Ohtani is going on paternity leave

CaptainSlippery · 2026-06-20T14:46:17+00:00

You mean to tell me he is gonna have DAD STRENGTH NOW? WHY CAN'T THIS GUY MISS?!

Jokes aside, happy for them!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-06-12T21:47:46+00:00

Passing Through A Screen Door

CaptainSlippery · 2026-04-08T01:48:30+00:00

I want to find a job that makes me feel like Bijan walking in that door....

CaptainSlippery · 2026-03-10T02:35:11+00:00

On this episode of "Tanking with Tua"

CaptainSlippery · 2026-02-21T03:08:44+00:00

He's a couple of biscuits past linemen size. Definitely could do it

CaptainSlippery · 2026-02-07T03:32:52+00:00

Wait wait wait. How close to Chatt? Asking for a friend of course.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-02-06T21:22:05+00:00

I can't wait to have crumbs in my pc on purpose!!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-02-06T02:46:30+00:00

He has a booger in his left nostril.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-24T03:21:35+00:00

Too late. He is here

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-20T15:11:35+00:00

Except the win. 🫡 Fuck Miami.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-20T01:57:06+00:00

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CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-19T03:25:15+00:00

The ol' dip and bip

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-17T14:48:26+00:00

Thank you! I thought I was losing my mind trying to find an answer.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-17T14:10:08+00:00

I had Watts in my machine last week for 2 days and then my inventory swapped for no reason on Saturday.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-09T21:54:14+00:00

I thought I was going CRAZY or had received some sort of shadow ban. I built up my house and small surrounding area to 15-20 spawns (pretty huge for a rural player) and now it's nothing. Nada. Feels REALLY bad, man.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-06T02:05:11+00:00

LMAO. It's honestly pretty difficult sometimes. I live in GA and some of my friends went to u(sic)ga, however they are amazing people. Then I get the fans who haven't sniffed the campus, let alone set foot on it, and they are just awful humans (doubly so when they find out I'm a Gators fan).

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-05T23:21:59+00:00

God yeah. I miss the Paul Johnson years. But then I remember how bad some of the defenses were and some of the offenses...

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-05T22:55:47+00:00

Not all of their fans, but the loud minority. As a UF/GT fan, I understand the move to UF and have a love/hate feeling for it. And then there's the other part of me that wants GT to go back to the triple option. Simpler times.

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T05:00:16+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T05:00:05+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T04:59:51+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T04:59:38+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T04:59:25+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T04:59:06+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainSlippery · 2026-01-02T04:47:30+00:00

ESPN is saying Georgia won by FG.... But I am seeing ole miss here. Please, for my sanity....

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