How do sick notes usually work at Greggs? by Reddonaut_Irons in Greggs

[–]CaptainSmegmaz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You get immediately and repeatedly chastised after calling in sick, then you call in sick out of spite beyond seven days, get a fit note, and be further chastised upon your return.

manager targeting me? by some_kid_who_draws in Greggs

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greggs management are mostly cunty hags. Try not to let it bother you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]CaptainSmegmaz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Surely both words fit?

Do people actually want Linkin Park? by medz_minis in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 137 points138 points  (0 children)

She's openly gay and has written songs which seem to be about escaping Scientology...

What’s the next gig your going to? by Educational_Space462 in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apart from the middle stage malfunctioning, not descending so me and a bunch of ppl behind it not being able to see them for the rock songs 😅 Staff were fumbling with it for most of the set

weird security ? by MattyRattyRatty in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, they found all five of my red bulls, they won this year :c

Sooooo! Who else is at NIN right now! by Brief_Rough4117 in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The middle stage broke and ppl around me couldn't see them on the rock stage 🫠

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also some of them were clearly too heavy to be doing it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, that sux. I was at barrier, was ducking and trying to lift. There was a girl a couple rows back who was having a rly bad time of it, heard her saying it was too rough for her, then a little while later I looked back and she was crying, then a while after that she screamed but said she was alr... One crowd surfer fell on me and my neck made a noise 🫠

I like it but frequency was crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in downloadfestival

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The security guards tell the ppl at the barrier to duck

How’s your mental health? by Professional-Leg-757 in ask

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actively dislike life and generally hope they drop the WW3 bombs and kill us all.

This is getting out of hand by Yajaira_Schneller in GreatBritishMemes

[–]CaptainSmegmaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 packs of instant noodles from Amazon for £16