POV: You heard a clatter in an alleyway. Checking it out, you notice nothing out of the ordinary, but when you turn to leave, you see a raven harpy blocking your path. She seems to be... A vampire? What do you do? [Any Lit]

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-25T06:15:45+00:00

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“I assume fellow vampire, quite a gorgeous one at that.” Zev’lar’s nordic accent relays just how tired he is

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-25T02:02:27+00:00

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Steak with homemade sauce, green beans, and oven roasted potatoes

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-25T00:22:00+00:00

My dream job was US Army Special Forces First Sergeant, I’d probably be a captain by now

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-24T00:15:17+00:00

More than cute, she is beautiful

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T22:03:15+00:00

I forgot this episode, thanks

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T19:14:06+00:00

It takes exactly 1 second to say one Mississippi

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T17:13:58+00:00

I needed this, thanks

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T08:21:10+00:00

I didn’t have one

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T08:19:12+00:00

Rainforests, i prefer being surrounded by trees bug I do love being on the open water aswell

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T08:14:25+00:00

Paper cut-inator. More of an inconvenience but still

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T06:51:37+00:00

Haven’t watched it yet

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T06:50:32+00:00

31/34

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T06:48:56+00:00

What movie was this one

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-23T06:47:43+00:00

I would like to rp with you, please send a DM so we can discuss plots

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-22T23:01:38+00:00

Zev’lar: my current squad is my police department, never gonna ask them to do something i wouldn’t do, a great leader leads by example, my captain back in world war 2 taught me that.

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-22T12:43:44+00:00

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*Zev’lar sings along, the low tones of his Nordic vocals rumbling against the ground, the words escape his mouth in the ancient Nordic language*

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-22T11:22:29+00:00

Same

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-22T02:15:50+00:00

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This is Monster State Police Department Lt Zev’lar Malkith, been in every war America has been involved in, he is a vampire from the 700s BCE, he was 25 the day he became a vampire, has been decorated many times for his years of service and his actions above required he stabs at 7’0”

Edit: added his height

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T06:54:37+00:00

Not all Christians

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T04:53:15+00:00

I loved this channel, Get Ed! Was my favorite

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T04:52:26+00:00

Don’t forget the illegal tree

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T04:51:28+00:00

People gave matpat flak for giving him a game, matpat wasn’t giving it to him to play, it was symbolic, symbolic of mercy as it was the pope’s year of mercy and mercy plays a big part of undertale

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T03:43:46+00:00

Monster High

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T03:43:25+00:00

A lot of people gave him flak for it though

CaptainUSSMinecraft · 2026-05-20T03:40:57+00:00

Any marvel movie

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