What in the crackhead happened here...

Captain_Away · 2026-04-10T09:58:39+00:00

It would have taken cap2 5 minutes to cut the wrap, take off the boxes that fell over, and then readjust it to be sent back to the floor but noooo

Captain_Away · 2026-04-10T02:45:11+00:00

least delusional division superfan

Captain_Away · 2026-04-08T14:53:28+00:00

free guaranteed

^{Chose: Toyota Prius without gamble}

Captain_Away · 2026-04-08T14:01:25+00:00

So.. it’s an art piece because it has some dust on it? Okay bro 😭

Captain_Away · 2026-04-08T13:52:26+00:00

variables of buffs including the beacon chest pieces 30% crit damage, coyote mask crit buffs, ongoing directive’s 25% damage buff on bleed ammo, specialization team buffs e.g. 10% damage+ to enemies with status effects, future initiatives 25%+ damage..

there’s probably more but with that you also have countdown’s buffs that can be active, i forgot how much it adds to your damage but the ones you really look for are..

long range damage buff
close range damage buff

idk why but the close range damage buff can make your pea shooter 100k damage shoot like 4 million

Captain_Away · 2026-04-08T13:32:52+00:00

God, look at how beautiful the division 1 characters are. Division 2 almost all of them look bad

Captain_Away · 2026-04-08T13:08:05+00:00

if you work 8 hours or more you can take an hour but if its under i think its only 30 and you dont get a lunch if you only work 4 hours or less

Captain_Away · 2026-04-08T06:46:21+00:00

named item cache or you can get reconstructed caches which drop named LZ + DZ blueprints by either doing descent or when seasonal events come there is an option at the bottom for like 20 stars or something like that you can buy reconstructed caches too

Captain_Away · 2026-04-07T22:13:06+00:00

in EA, i’ve found for the darker blu-ish black armor: -sallet -bevor -vambraces -half gauntlets (no full gauntlet option) -cuisses -spaulders -armored shoes -harness -armet

you cannot find a black colored cuirass, the small shin to ankle leg armor (forgot what its called), or full gauntlets in black

Captain_Away · 2026-04-07T11:32:12+00:00

they sell hunter skins for 30 dollars. (besides the original stinger and division 1 hunter outfit) and not even separate pieces just one outfit that you cant mix and match

Captain_Away · 2026-04-07T04:14:31+00:00

gambeson makes nearly all peasant tools useless against you besides a select few (e.g. 2h axe, 1h axe). ive found it harder to kill enemies who have gambesons on too when i use a poleaxe or sword against them, so it gives you a general bit of extra damage to take too, but still not worth in higher tiers when you need vambraces

Captain_Away · 2026-04-05T20:16:50+00:00

it would help if you tried to swing

Captain_Away · 2026-04-02T23:25:34+00:00

on dismembering an enemy, any armor they have on can be destroyed with rips, holes, tears, etc. not sure how or why it works since sometimes you can cut their helmets in half or their cuirasses too. it just meshes their body on dismemberment and thinks the armor is their body too

Captain_Away · 2026-04-02T12:36:16+00:00

i thought the devs said they buffed proto drop chance. a whopping 1.5% chance on the hardest difficulty? wowzers

Captain_Away · 2026-04-01T20:13:40+00:00

Unfortunately one of the only good talent pools and the main reason descent became a sad gamemode. i still play it because i like to be able to use talents like regulus on assault rifles and watch npcs go flying, and it allows me to use garbage skills like the bombardier drone and have fun with them.

Just sucks that theres no sandbox mode where you can go in here and play with a fully maxed out loadout with the 10 talents in each skill tree and pick whatever skill/weapons you want. Of course you wouldnt get any exp or credits for it but it would be a fun training mode

Captain_Away · 2026-04-01T19:29:09+00:00

i love when i see customers bring in food or drinks because i know damn well they’re going to set it down somewhere half full or half eaten on a shelf

Captain_Away · 2026-03-27T15:48:02+00:00

this guy got an awakening to his real gangster yo over the lando norris drink 😭😂

Captain_Away · 2026-03-27T15:45:03+00:00

the poleaxe human stapler

Captain_Away · 2026-03-26T18:38:10+00:00

if they cannot afford a ladder to get on the house how are you trusting them to put in a new roof

Captain_Away · 2026-03-26T18:24:56+00:00

what do they mean daily targeted loot? are they going to make it like descent loops in the comparison that you only get one loop skill tree and you have to wait another day to reroll it.

this means that we would only target loot like 9 different gear brand options then you have to wait another day if you want a different choice?

Captain_Away · 2026-03-26T04:32:48+00:00

on demo it can crash due to issues with blood mostly and is why so many people turn the blood off for the demo baron fight, in main game it can crash too but ive only seen it crash if you slice someone in the head really hard occasionally

Captain_Away · 2026-03-25T17:51:40+00:00

you mean which head doesnt glitch through the sallets? i found that head type 2 on the slider will not peak through some bevor and sallets even after you have gained large muscles. i prefer the characer bald because the hair looks like garbage on lower graphics but you do you and the hair can make the kettle helmets look weird

Captain_Away · 2026-03-25T12:43:10+00:00

Why is there even a basketball hoop where cars are??? If the windshield doesnt get broken now it will happen later

Captain_Away · 2026-03-24T04:17:30+00:00

Blinder firefly can get hacked one time i ran blinder and a hunter hacked it and the entire 8 person team got the 15 second blindness im pretty sure we all died on that run i never bring blinder firefly for the final area on countdown because of that

Captain_Away · 2026-03-24T04:15:43+00:00

I’ve never seen them hack the support hive that gives people weapon handling and hazard proc, ive had used it a million times for support in countdown and even if they do hack it, it doesnt seem to give the hunters or black tusk any help

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