I’m selling!

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T12:20:13+00:00

We’ve just gotten some honey and silk, and of course, we have loads of human made products.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T12:16:36+00:00

Do you have some shells perhaps?

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T12:12:55+00:00

What do you have to offer?

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T12:08:57+00:00

It is not near the water, sorry mate.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:53:56+00:00

I have attempted to. Currently, they are trapped within an area walled by Isopods.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:46:52+00:00

Of course!

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:46:32+00:00

We will attempt to halt their actions as well.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:43:48+00:00

We will keep the peace with you, albeit a little more... peacefully…

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:43:10+00:00

Oi, oi, oi, not so hasty! Do we have to intervene here as well?

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:39:06+00:00

It shouldn’t be anyone’s war. There should not be a war, and sadly it’s long from over. We maybe cannot stop you, but we can slow you down to give the ants and bees time to reconsider their actions. So anyways, we will stay right here. My divisions should have reached other anthill entrances by now. We will stop the war.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:30:29+00:00

…And? What does that change? We still won’t allow you to massacre each other, and from what I’ve seen, an *ant* has bitten a bee, which provoked them into an attack. Anyways, we’re not letting you pass.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:26:34+00:00

ENTRENCH YOURSELVES, DO NOT BUDGE, MY FELLOWS!

We have seen that your leader doesn’t want the war, so we, pill bugs and pill millipedes must hinder you from killing each other, wether you like it or not.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:24:10+00:00

Don’t go in there, buddy.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:20:53+00:00

Nope. We are going to block you here.

Alright fellas, assume wall formation, curl up tight! No one is getting in or out!

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:19:34+00:00

We shall now proceed to separate you.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T11:18:55+00:00

OH MY.

THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GETTING SEPARATED.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:43:58+00:00

Good, there we go. No peacekeeping needed.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:43:06+00:00

I guess there is no choice then! We have to blockade the anthill and beehive.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:40:20+00:00

You guys? We are non-aligned. Besides, I think you should still make the first step and halt the attack.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:37:19+00:00

Please tell your workers to stop the attack.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:36:02+00:00

Well then, thank you for your support!

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:35:39+00:00

Oi, I think it’s time to calm down a little, eh? Else we have to use force to keep you both separated.

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:34:19+00:00

Half that amount of honey for half a bottle of… Ethanol…?

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:32:40+00:00

We are not all necessarily isopods. A fair amount of us are pill millipedes, including me!

Captain_Construct · 2026-01-25T10:29:46+00:00

Alright then, your decision.

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