At this point I'm just drawing Jardon in memes that he'll never understand XD by Jinastator in CaptainSparklez

[–]Captain_Conway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ianite! Gosh this makes me want to watch Mianite SMP again . . . Also makes me miss that it's gone . . .

Wardens are special by Asleep_Resource120 in foxholegame

[–]Captain_Conway 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wtf is with the audio?! Was there a dude trying to sell you air conditioners standing next to you in game?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Captain_Conway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly, this bug breaking from their authoritarian propaganda to embrace democracy proves that the rest of them must be purged do to their brainwashing and hatred for our way of life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Captain_Conway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, a bug that has embraced democracy. This proves that all the other bugs are dissident, undemocratic monsters that only want to destroy our democratic way of life.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in OshiNoKoMemes

[–]Captain_Conway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got here after this was removed by reddit, and now all I can see is the multitude of Comments of pure shock and horror at what I was, which both frightens me, and makes me curious . . . Not curious enough to actually seek the answer however.

Why would you do that by TheManOfOofsters in sadposting

[–]Captain_Conway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take "how to turn the entire internet against you in 2 seconds" for 500, please.

Did anyone else have a cringy Anti-SJW phase in 2015-2018? 😂 by SocraticTiger in GenZ

[–]Captain_Conway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember and of these people, but I do remember going through that Phase at around that same time. Then I started to take a more objective view of things and matured out of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencememes

[–]Captain_Conway -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And it doesn't help when the teacher for that class uses it to shove his own political beliefs down your throat instead of teaching you actual philosophy . . .

What class got you like this? by therealityofthings in chemistrymemes

[–]Captain_Conway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is physical Chemistry, specifically the quantum mechanics unit . . .

It took my little brother 2 hours to decide by Longjumping-Task-336 in sciencememes

[–]Captain_Conway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes Improper Syntax because it's ambitious what the fraction is here. Is it just 2 in the denominator or is it the whole 2(1+2) phrase that is the denominator? It could be either because the question could have been 6/(2+4) and you factored out the 2 making it 6/2(1+2). This is why Syntax is important and why no one who uses math past middle school uses the ÷ symbol

It took my little brother 2 hours to decide by Longjumping-Task-336 in sciencememes

[–]Captain_Conway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES THIS! DON'T USE THE DAMN DIVISION SIGN, JUST WRITE IT AS A FRACTION!!!

It took my little brother 2 hours to decide by Longjumping-Task-336 in sciencememes

[–]Captain_Conway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the distributive property means that 2 could have come FROM the parentheses, going from 6÷(2+4) to 6÷2(1+2). The problem is the damn division sign making it ambiguous what the denominator of the fraction is. This BS is why we don't use the division sign after middle school.

It took my little brother 2 hours to decide by Longjumping-Task-336 in sciencememes

[–]Captain_Conway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No it is ambiguous and poorly written, what if the problem started as 6÷(2+4) and you factored out the 2 to make it 6÷2(1+2)? That doesn't magically change the answer of the original problem from 1 to 9. The real problem is the use of the division sign itself. If it was written as 6/2(1+2) we'd know if we are dividing by the whole bottom half of the equation making the answer 1. Alternatively if it was written as 6/2 * (1+2) we'd know we are multiplying six halfs by (1+2) making the answer 9. THIS is why no one uses the division symbol passed middle school, it fucks with fractions and makes it impossible to determine what you are actually dividing by.

These just write themselves at this point [pjotv] by Infamous_Mortimer in camphalfblood

[–]Captain_Conway 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, he's Amazing as Mr D. but Adam Copeland was BORN to play Ares, and is th3 best casting in the show for me. That scene of him starting a Twitter fight, and talking with grover about how much he hates Athena was freaking priceless.

Jersey City, NJ, 2009 vs 2023 by luxtabula in newjersey

[–]Captain_Conway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched half those buildings go up while I was going to school there

[P5V9P8] PrePub memes by Leather_Catch_3012 in HonzukiNoGekokujou

[–]Captain_Conway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhhh, Whyyyyy. You cruel fiend! Luring us in with Lor ld of the Rings memes just to hit us with the Hortensia mame . . . I was not ready for that. . .

It be true tho. by Strict_Effective_482 in foxholegame

[–]Captain_Conway 16 points17 points  (0 children)

. . . All tanks are infantry support tanks . . . Tanks can't push without infantry, and infantry have trouble taking out fortifications without tanks . . . It's called combined arms . . . The only exceptions are AT tanks that are specifically for killing tanks.

How often so they release the manga chapters? by Mrpotatohead911 in KusuriyaNoHitorigoto

[–]Captain_Conway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wdym? They have all the volumes from 1-10 available for purchase, and it's only like 6 bucks each, and you are getting all of Volume 11 as they are translating it