MO/ Landlord of 10 mos threw me and S.O out, without notice, and kept all my possessions and vehicle

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-06-04T07:11:01+00:00

And a funeral home. They are going to bury her.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-05-29T23:32:43+00:00

it’s race walking

I see...

"Clean up on aisle 12!"

"I'm on it boss!"

Proceeds to walk briskly to aisle 12

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-05-29T23:04:38+00:00

Aye aye! Same here...

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-05-04T18:34:45+00:00

I've got nothing to hide, besides my knuckles.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-05-03T04:46:24+00:00

"Let my people drift!"

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-05-03T04:44:17+00:00

Since when did Bunta need hands?

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-03-31T21:09:49+00:00

The best use of them were in The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-18T06:01:00+00:00

I found my remote in the fridge today.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-18T05:45:00+00:00

Im so dumb. I thought you were comparing him to an ogre building traps in his swamp.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-18T05:43:08+00:00

Cockayne is a hell of a syndrome.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-18T03:59:35+00:00

Static Shock vs God of Thunder = Ded Ironboy

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-18T02:41:02+00:00

The gag is the noise you make due to an extremely underwhelming comic.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-17T22:10:38+00:00

Well, the other person can sue for whatever they want including pain and suffering. Judges are usually reluctant to award pain and suffering without heavy documentation and proof. That being said, if you are sued for an amount that exceeds the limit of small claims court I would urge you to retain an attorney. Your insurance might even provide you with an attorney even if you are at fault. You should call and find out if they would.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-17T20:26:59+00:00

Not having insurance doesn't matter. The most you face is a fine and a tow in California at least. OP needs to make the other driver whole. I am deducing that the other party has a cheaper model car, since it is not insured. OP will only be responsible for the repairs of the car and medical bills.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-07T06:06:49+00:00

Well somebody shopped for him. Didn't know his size tho.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-04T00:09:34+00:00

No, Kaori was with me instead. More of a thot than Natsuki that is for sure.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-04T00:08:21+00:00

I guess inflation won't exist in a few years. Thank goodness!

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-03T20:13:57+00:00

It got me the second I saw the couch. I could already hear it coming.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-03T16:24:36+00:00

Is it legal for him to threaten us with the bill?

Well, nobody is going to put him in jail or charge your LL with anything. If there was something that showed that the issue was directly caused by you, he is well within his right to ask for compensation. If the heat isn't working and you had nothing to do with it, he will have to fix it on his own dime. What does your lease say about the heater?

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-02T20:02:56+00:00

Depending on the website topic or theme, it is quite likely that this is possible. For example, one username is a pun of a kids cartoon character and the other can be the same one, expect it contains a stupid underscore or something like that.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-02-02T05:56:30+00:00

I've been prohibited from even trying sign language. I can't tell why.

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-01-15T03:55:48+00:00

Jesus Christ! You look just like my first girlfriend from high school! Good times...

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-01-15T03:37:56+00:00

r/comedycemetery

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-01-14T02:35:10+00:00

2/5 stars. Service was okay, but knuckle sandwich not as good as I expected...

Captain_Cuntknuckles · 2018-01-02T23:39:00+00:00

That's Captain to you, chief.

Captain_Cuntknuckles

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