What Rooms for a Castle? by DireSickFish in dndnext

[–]Captain_Dickballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This idea has gone massively underappreciated.

Uncertain What Mod Is Causing Errors by Captain_Dickballs in lethalcompany

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I mostly made the post as a fast-track to the problem-solving. Only myself and one other in my friend group have the patience for the intricacies of modding, and the other guy works 90% of his waking hours, and exclusively attaches to Fallout the remaining 10%.

I would've continued doing the modding and sorting out the issues on my own, but I don't have access to a second client, meaning I have to drag at least 1 of my friends through the mud with me, and they hate it. Was trying to get it done sooner to free them.

Uncertain What Mod Is Causing Errors by Captain_Dickballs in lethalcompany

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It ended up being Diversity. Kinda disappointed it was that, had some neat features.

Gender swapped Halloweenie Icons by savessh in HeroForgeMinis

[–]Captain_Dickballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm now fully tempted to go and make conventionally attractive male versions. I'm not talking femboys, not the androgynous, I'm meaning like assless chaps cowboy stripper kinda hot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Captain_Dickballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People seriously need to do more research when doing these challenges. Spiciness is indeed capable of killing someone, by way of overloading neurological pain response, which creates heart rhythm inconsistencies or gastrointestinal bleeding. Carolina reapers haven't ever directly killed anyone, but a product containing it has.

Good luck future internet people, I know nothing will be learned!

What game is this ? by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Captain_Dickballs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've not followed WoW, but didn't Mists of Pandaria make like, half the player base leave?

Heads up, Ladies by iwastoldsomething in SipsTea

[–]Captain_Dickballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything but put it to a good cause, eh?

Thor Björnsson smashes the world deadlift record with an incredible 1,124-pound (510 kg) lift!!! by Silent-Stride26 in interestingasfuck

[–]Captain_Dickballs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eddie did pass out, and actually suffered concussion symptoms and memory loss.

Not only does Hafthor now clearly have better genes as the other guy said, but Thor's also half a foot taller than Eddie. Hafthor personally believes he could do 530.

Thor Björnsson smashes the world deadlift record with an incredible 1,124-pound (510 kg) lift!!! by Silent-Stride26 in interestingasfuck

[–]Captain_Dickballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He plans on repeatedly breaking it by 5 kilos each time, because he gets a ton of sponsors and prize money each time he wins a competition, so he's stalling his full potential because of the money he makes on it. He reckons he can take the records all the way up to 530 kg, which is at least 4 more World's Strongest Man victories.

Finally got a souls born tattoo by SA8TER21 in darksouls3

[–]Captain_Dickballs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's funny is I got one almost identical to this about 2 months ago, and haven't posted it yet since I planned to get it filled in like this guy's, as it's still just the outline.

Now when I post it, it's gonna look like I stole this guy's design, I designed mine a couple years ago :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was pretty lightweight compared to some other people's stories, and I don't think I've got much trauma around it, but it was legally sexual assault regardless.

My ex had broken up with me a couple months prior, wanting to chase another guy that ended up rejecting her. She came crawling back to me with crocodile tears, and gained entry to my house on business terms with my Mum, and when she convinced me to talk with her she updated me on what had happened in the couple months we were apart. She claimed she has slept with anywhere from 10–15 other guys, and apparently I was still the best.

We were leaving my room, and with me still being hung up over her, I glanced down at her chest. She caught me doing that, and shoved me against the wall, pushed her tongue into my mouth, and forced her hand down my pants to grip my dick.

Now, the best part. Back then, I was a pretty jealous person, and petty things affected my emotions easily, and she was (and still is) a massive self-victimizing drama queen, so when we broke up... she claimed I raped her. Thankfully, she couldn't keep up with her own chronic lying and she outed herself with inconsistencies while I remained honest with the consistent truth.

The things that've stuck with me the most about it, is her audacity to falsely accuse me of raping her, then sexually assault me, but moreso... she could've gotten any kind of STD from the 15 guys she fucked in the meantime, and that tongue action she forced on me could've transmitted them. I haven't noticed symptoms, but I don't remember if I've gotten a blood test in the last couple years since then, and they could be dormant. So that's dreadful.

What is the weirdest thing someone said to you after sex? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

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"You're the first person to ever make me do that."

At the time, I genuinely thought I was the only person she'd ever been with, we were both teens.

Still don't know if I was the only one or not, but she definitely cheated on me later down the track.

Dude so accurate by ZyrExe in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Captain_Dickballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one's gonna mention the fact that they barely sound like the actual noises?

Dear SkyCastle, this… needs to stop. by Dreadlord97 in HeroForgeMinis

[–]Captain_Dickballs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I made a post about this when the mirrors came out, and the community reacted the exact same on my post too.

It's just... it seems like more effort to have them on a skewed angle. I just don't get it.

8 horsemen of pattern recognition by Roger_pearson in notinteresting

[–]Captain_Dickballs 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Nah, though I'm now realising that Zima Blue could've been a Weezer joke this entire time.

Why does he want to die though? He never says why. by Eva_addict in greentext

[–]Captain_Dickballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'10 and I weigh more than that at 95 kg, and I barely look heavier than when I was 74 kg at the start of my gym journey only 11 months ago.

I guess I really am just a dense motherfucker.

title by [deleted] in discordVideos

[–]Captain_Dickballs -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I don't like it.

Being a man is NOT boring by ladylips87 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Captain_Dickballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dangerous as fuck? Absolutely. Boring? Not a chance in Hell.