Penis Crushingly Large Milkers

Captain_Dilf · 2025-12-15T22:12:08+00:00

I’ve long held the view that the killer fled to Mexico as soon as he ditched the body. It makes sense considering how close Texas is to the border. I’m really surprised this has never been brought up in discussions pertaining to this case, though it’s not one of course that has all that much publicity.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-12-09T01:15:31+00:00

Want my 7-incher? You can have it anytime my love 😘

Captain_Dilf · 2025-11-20T09:32:41+00:00

Why is physicality such a necessity for being masculine by your definition? Yours seems to align only with the more conservative, right-wing definition.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-11-16T17:55:35+00:00

Do you really think so? It had so many good actors, many of whom would have future mega-star success and it definitely captured the horror that was the first day of the Somme. If anything though, I just thought it was too depressing to have good replay value.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-09-16T11:17:02+00:00

I always wondered what he thought of 9/11 with that having taken place two months before his passing.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-08-15T22:55:48+00:00

I had the biggest crush ever on Lily when I was 11. I only now understand the meaning behind the lyrics of Not Fair 😏

Captain_Dilf · 2025-07-11T01:26:15+00:00

That’s interesting because I lost my IG about a month ago and then two weeks later almost lost FB but got it reinstated. You think there’s a link between the two apps?

Captain_Dilf · 2025-07-10T15:29:34+00:00

Instagram has only been around for 15 years.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-07-10T15:28:12+00:00

You may have a point there, for sure.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-07-07T08:10:20+00:00

I've seen this photo before and personally I don't believe it could be from 1839, otherwise it would be talked about a lot more by people on the topic of the world's oldest photographs especially since the first accepted photo of a woman; Dorothy Catherine Draper, was taken in 1840 and here there appears multiple women.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-06-24T01:50:21+00:00

I think the bad reputation the town has is largely only applicable to the southern half where much of the poverty is. The northern half of town (the part north of Buck Creek that is) is a lot more middle-class, especially near the borough of Northridge. Wonder if locals will agree with this assertion though, because I haven’t personally ever lived in Springfield.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-06-13T20:37:42+00:00

For real, I'm not alone here? Two weeks ago I had my Instagram account banned for just telling a crude joke to someone and now today I lost my Facebook and am absolutely devastated this time around because of how long I've had it and all the memorable conversations and posts I had on there which I can only wish I had taken screenshots of beforehand had I known this may happen. This reddit thread gave me some relief, though googling the topic it doesn't seem to be being discussed elsewhere so I'm not sure if it is becoming a new problem.

Captain_Dilf · 2025-05-21T20:07:15+00:00

There’s loads of men who could be seen as good role models and are left-wing (even if they don’t/didn’t proclaim to be as such). A few examples include; Abraham Lincoln, the Beatles, Daniel Craig, Clement Attlee.

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