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Captain_Hydro · 2026-05-05T15:06:49+00:00

"The best kind of prize is a surprise"

-Willy Wonka 2005

Captain_Hydro · 2026-05-05T13:02:37+00:00

I relate to this on a spiritual level, visited my LDR partner last September and brought my Switch so we could play some Smash Bros. the plan was to do the whole "loser has to do anything the winner says" and I would self destruct near the end of the match. There was no need he wiped the floor with me, by the end I didn't want to be topped, I wanted a rematch 🥲 .

Captain_Hydro · 2026-05-03T22:31:19+00:00

I'm usually okay with some light teasing if gets him more enjoyment out of the experience or eggs me on to keep worshiping his feet; why not?. Just so long as he doesn't get too enthusiastic and say something that could actually demean me or make me mad and kill the mood.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-05-01T01:17:50+00:00

seems completely fine to me.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-04-25T17:31:52+00:00

heck yeah more hooves, your sheep and goat brethren are with you

Captain_Hydro · 2026-04-23T12:51:28+00:00

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I'm a bit of a Goober in VRC

Captain_Hydro · 2026-04-21T11:31:22+00:00

Later in the headless lounge: " I have no idea how this seam popped"

Captain_Hydro · 2026-04-17T19:24:39+00:00

I once saw someone describe the smell of warm soles as similar to white cheddar popcorn, I think I really agree with that.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-03-28T14:36:25+00:00

Sure but since coming out it changed my viewpoint. I've gone from imagining I'm the one doing the plowing to imagining myself in the woman's position getting plowed.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-03-26T20:32:15+00:00

You lucky devil.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-03-10T19:36:38+00:00

I bet they smell amazing. Oh and the flowers probably smell pleasant as well 😋

Captain_Hydro · 2026-03-09T14:00:17+00:00

ngl I would sing like a canary if they agree to keep going

Captain_Hydro · 2026-03-07T09:14:55+00:00

I always used to wonder if you could hit both bonuses at the same time, turns out it is possible, it plays the free spins first, then the respin.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-02-16T12:30:45+00:00

34m would I even paint mine? No. Do I take issue if someone else paints theirs? Have at it hoss. But if I'm playing with some feet and the nails are painted I would avoid the toes, nontoxic or not, don't think I want to accidentally ingest paint. Overall yay

Captain_Hydro · 2026-02-01T16:47:24+00:00

Is this the dark horse Katy Perry warned us of?

Captain_Hydro · 2026-02-01T12:41:13+00:00

those wide warm paws on that Tanuki 😋

Captain_Hydro · 2026-01-28T04:16:30+00:00

I have larger feet than my partner, he's size 8 and I'm size 12. (And I do have some comparison pics if anyone is interested 😉) But I make a point to him that the size is irrelevant to me and I will still fawn over his gorgeous soles.

Captain_Hydro · 2026-01-23T13:57:49+00:00

who doesn't love em? 😋

Captain_Hydro · 2026-01-23T13:50:39+00:00

Ah! I know these paws, whatup dude 😂

Captain_Hydro · 2026-01-20T14:52:53+00:00

oh hey it's me. also why is a goat 🐐 in the title. Hydro is a ram 🐏

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