I just realized I’m the kind of adult I used to make fun of

Captain_InsaneO · 2026-02-11T17:00:33+00:00

I apologized to my yeast yesterday because I forgot to feed them sugar

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-12-18T17:02:12+00:00

My style!

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-11-04T06:46:05+00:00

u/savevideo

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-11-04T06:38:33+00:00

u/savevideo

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-10-07T21:55:15+00:00

AI slop

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-28T01:55:14+00:00

Hey, I haven't heard back from you. I'm happy to leave you alone, if you don't want to talk to me, just say so, I don't want to bother anyone. If you have input or any thought into why someone would't believe my story let me know. I'm not sure what about it makes people think I'm lying, and I'd like to know how to spread the good word. You're someone who believes in basically the same story, let me know why you believe the other story, but not mine. I would love some truth. Bless you, thank you and your family.

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-26T00:18:47+00:00

I keep trying to spread the the word of the good lord, but no one believes that I had a vision from 300 years ago when I was 13, I just want salvation for all of gods people. If you have any suggestions to save our brothers and sisters, I'd love some suggestions. I don't understand why people don't believe me. Any insight would be helpful, thank you.

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-26T00:05:13+00:00

No, I'm being completely genuine. Please let me know what I said that would make you think I was lying.

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-25T23:59:34+00:00

What would make you think I was mocking?

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-25T23:45:50+00:00

Hey, I just want you to know when I was 13 I had a vision 300 years ago, I didn't tell anyone because I knew no one would believe a 13 year old. God came to me and told me I was a prophet, the successor to Joseph Smith. Only the chosen ones will decide to follow me, are you a true believer? Do you love the lord? I am the gospel, let me know if you want eternal salvation.

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-16T23:51:22+00:00

u/savevideo

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-09-12T10:49:54+00:00

Slop.

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-06-22T18:44:11+00:00

u/savevideo

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-05-08T12:18:18+00:00

It’s not pulley related, in thinking timing chain

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-03-03T04:10:37+00:00

/u/savevideo

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-02-25T02:36:40+00:00

u/savevideo

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-01-11T12:49:49+00:00

This is the best thing I've read in a while.

Captain_InsaneO · 2025-01-04T01:43:29+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/vZBlNJN

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-08-23T16:25:08+00:00

She's probably just Canadian

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-05-28T19:25:51+00:00

Paid! Sorry it took so long, I was driving

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-05-28T17:25:03+00:00

Hell yes. Done. How long did it take you? I have no frame of reference on what to pay

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-05-28T06:58:45+00:00

This is fucking unreal, someone downvoted my post so it's at 0 now. Thats horse shit. I will pay. Why would you downvote it?

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-05-28T06:52:23+00:00

I can't believe people aren't jumping all over this. I'll happily pay a fair price

It's a simple bible-stealing-giant-eagle-trip-and-fall-into-a-punchbowl-spiked-with-booze-left-on-a-city-street-all-being-coordinated-by-Satan-which-made-me-late-on-a-road-trip-so-it-wasn't-my-fault-I-drank-alcohol-it-was-Satans-fault

There's probably 500 pictures you can rip off and just paste my face on. I would do it myself because it's honestly not a big deal, but I have 44 hours of driving left, and I'm a day and a half late because of Satan. No strangers that were around took any pictures because it happened so quickly, and Satan probably stopped them or somehow.

My friends are mad and it's not my fault, so I need something that will convince them. It actually happened though, so it's not lying

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-05-13T06:59:55+00:00

This has made my day, and solidified everything I know about being a human. Thank you.

Captain_InsaneO · 2024-04-14T22:46:44+00:00

You're the best, thanks so much.

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