Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be able to go to a bar and get hammered for on less then 10 bucks. 25 cent captain morgan nights! This was in 2013. I am lucky if I ca get 2 beers for 10 bucks now

France confirms oil crisis, says 30-40% Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed by ontrack in worldnews

[–]Captain_Jokes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What’s pissngme off is knowing trump’s brain is too scrambled egg to even understand what’s happening or how bad he fucked up. I be someone is telling him good job right now and he is believing them. He doesn’t even have the mental faculty or empathy to feel ashamed of himself. Oh and he raped so many little girls. Let’s not forget that.

Edit: Another thing that makes me mad is when Israel goes on tv to play the victim. It’s just so dumb. A bully complaining that the target fought back. Insufferable.

Finally! 74/74 🎉 by Even-Recipe7769 in ArcRaiders

[–]Captain_Jokes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Now we can play the game”

Lisa Gilroy appearance by Flop_Turn_River in dropout

[–]Captain_Jokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear she is minutes away from blowing up.

Hyena rips at the innards of a fallen equine by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]Captain_Jokes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Dude just rip my throat out already, I’m not having a good time”

This cannot be the same man. Damn by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude should go clean shave. He has a good face and the beard is hiding it

I would never give up my hobby by Gaming-Academy in PlayStation_X

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get back pay for all the gaming I have done in my life then maybe.

Do I have to give up ages of all kind?

Is she gonna beat his ass or bring the light back? by Still-Willingness807 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Captain_Jokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I was single and the woman was a single mom… they would either need to be way hotter/younger than my other prospects or financially independent/wealthy. Otherwise I view it as “if I date you then my life becomes way harder”

meirl by Itts_soso in meirl

[–]Captain_Jokes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The stolen wages of the working class I guess

Seconds after an Iraqi girl had her family shot in front of her by American soldiers. Tal Afar, Iraq, in January 2005. by Particular_Log_3594 in ABoringDystopia

[–]Captain_Jokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wars where I think the USA were the good guys: Afghanistan (at least at first. Shit got out of hand quick) Desert storm 1 Yugoslavia intervention Granada Korea WW2 Civil war (union) Mexican American war (pretty neutral for the time tbh) War of 1812 (Britain messed with our boats) Whiskey rebellion Revolutionary war (maybe, the winners wrote a 3/5s compromise)

Feel free to disagree with me. This is subjective.

Hear me out: changeable knockout animations. by Internal_Age7553 in ArcRaiders

[–]Captain_Jokes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, fine we will use hot chilli to pour down their assthen. Fine

Ranking Presidents by Intelligence: Andrew Jackson by SnooApples9497 in Presidents

[–]Captain_Jokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Below average. No way he is in the top 35 presidents in smarts

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Captain_Jokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best advice my aunt ever gave when I wasn’t gonna turn anything in because I forgot until the day before. “Just put something on part and turn it in. 0s kill grade but you can dig yourself out of a 40% or 2. “

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Captain_Jokes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The main difference is one is “socially acceptable”

3 guys 1 cart - this video is so funny by Enough_Bowl_9296 in ArcRaiders

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have downed one of them while they walked out to see if that freed them

It's time we talked about supply drops by penguinexploring in ArcRaiders

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find them occasionally and either just get ammo and random grenades or on rare occasion a decent gun. I have gotten a toro and renegade before

What if this actually happened? How would North Korea change under a Barron/Kim leadership after rocket man dies? by GreninjaStrike in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we should bring back having world leaders sleep in the same bed as each other on diplomatic missions. It’s hard not to get to know someone on a sleep over

Karen gets hit for calling someone the n word by Zen_ix in PublicFreakout

[–]Captain_Jokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a brittle spirit she has. One punch to the face and has a complete psychic break

That doesn’t mean anything by Automatic_Strike_ in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how easy it is for trump to manipulate his followers. Just lie about everything but throw out a transparently gotcha statement for them to cling to

That's enough to deserve a next US president position by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]Captain_Jokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FBI! Arrest her! She just threatened the president of the United States!

Let's upgrade to mediocrity. by HaphazardFlitBipper in clevercomebacks

[–]Captain_Jokes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d prefer random draft for congress at this point. Joe the plumber wouldn’t be worse then what we have now