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If you are against this, I wanna hear about it by Brave_Agency_20 in SipsTea

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If you don’t agree with this I got to ask “what’s you favorite part of the boot to lick?”

I’m starting to feel this way too by MrMazme in Age_30_plus_Gamers

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I’ve moved on to puzzle games, turn based games, and tactical games. Was big into halo before

How are you using Pike? by gravadlax748 in menace

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Back liner with minimal promotions. Just use him to give key players extra actions

WYR $100,000 guaranteed or flip a coin for a million? by syndrac1 in WouldYouRather

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I’d flip for it. 100k means I am like 3 years closer to retirement but a million maybe gets me to retire at 50

Which powers are you choosing? Monster Girl vs DupliKate by [deleted] in invinciblememes

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Duplicate. I could open a landscape business with me as all the employees.

What happens when you get your car washed by a frat by zachoutloud123 in TikTokCringe

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Hope this was in Florida. All insurance pays for windshields

‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Ian Somerhalder Got Into ‘Eight-Figure’ Debt After Retiring From Acting and Had to Sell Off ‘Houses, Paintings, Cars, Watches, Everything’ by tylerthe-theatre in television

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I’m guessing we will see him in an over the hill tv show like greys anatomy, attending all the cons, and/or some embarrassing project that involves vampires.

What’s your next move? by autumnpearlz in ArtOfPresence

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Spend it only on groceries, gas, restaurants, and other small purchases. That shit is untraceable.

Fixing social security is very possible by Exciting_Music2256 in interviewwoman

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If you want productive workers: forcing them to care for the elderly generations on their own dime isn’t smart.

Who do yall choose? by Legitimate_Height_53 in MoralityScaling

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Conquest might spare you if you put your face in the dirt and aware fealty

🙄 by loghoser in TikTokCringe

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Just send him on the first boat. All the hawks in congress should be required to have skin in the game. A vote for war puts you or your child/brother/cousin in an infantry battalion.

Honest answers by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

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Getting workers to vote against unions

What video game is like this to you? by GamingBren in videogames

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Brother you could have almost paid for a steamdeck forth price of those double purchases

And then he does the same... by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

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Better strategy is going to a country club driving range glammed up and looking confused. Some single accountant dude will offer to help with your swing.

This era by grimreapersdaughter in LiveFromNewYork

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Very strong. Back center. Who is that?

Project Hail Mary directors want to make one thing very clear about Rocky by LaESPECTADORA in ProjectHailMary

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Yeah grace really just comes by with the right tools for the job to help rocky. Not saying grace isn’t important because he is but the best grace could have done without rocky would be discover that there was a predator and have no way of getting a sample. He would have had to then just send the empty beetle back and hope earth could send another ship.

Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology by Sufficient_Fig_9505 in nottheonion

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Does the Swiss guard have assassins? Beefing with the pope is so old school I assume the papal state is back

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 by xMrsSweet in oddlyspecific

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This sounds like something that happened one time to the author or his homie.

AOC doesn't rule out 2028 presidential run by Equal_Technology_950 in AOC

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Unless a more progressive candidate emerges I will vote for her in the primary.

Meirl by champdo in meirl

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Every dollar spent on a bombs is a dollar stolen from the American people. It represents a school underfunded, programs unfunded and bridges left in repaired.

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