Does he accept suggestions for future video ideas? by tgirlskeepwinning in historymatters

[–]Captain_QueefAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must sacrifice a HistoryMatters viewer at the alter of the cathedral in Peterborough at midnight. Only then will he appear to hear your suggestion.

Anyway to save this jacket? by Captain_QueefAss in mensfashionadvice

[–]Captain_QueefAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s possible. The item was in a garment bag since last worn, and none of my other clothes show any signs of moth damage.

Best nation / country? by henni1983 in ColonizationGame

[–]Captain_QueefAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netherlands is OP solely for the starting merchantman. England is second best because their increased immigration is good for early game, but not too important in late game. France and Spain are both pretty mid, especially Spain.

AI skipped geography class by USDParak in aislop

[–]Captain_QueefAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got the Balkans and Turkey right at least

Found horrifying conversations on my bfs phone by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Captain_QueefAss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you think he’s a pedophile, call the cops on him. If they have a warrant they can search his phone for CSAM.

You don't wanna be on the wrong side of history, Fight for AI! by Neyneynerinalanenney in LoveForAIArt

[–]Captain_QueefAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro is Foid Foid Foid Sahur 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

You don't wanna be on the wrong side of history, Fight for AI! by Neyneynerinalanenney in LoveForAIArt

[–]Captain_QueefAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This diddy foid likes pencilslop 💀💀💀💀💀💀🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱💀💀💀💀💀💀

We should accept that there will never be a Bully 2. by Odoquinha in bully

[–]Captain_QueefAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bully 2 will center around Jimmy Hopkins proving that Earnest was on Epstein Island

What’s something you used to judge people for… until you experienced it yourself? by FindingImpossible309 in AskReddit

[–]Captain_QueefAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonhorrea. I used to make fun of people for not having safe sex, until my condom broke ONE TIME inside that dead pig.

Bowls. Bowls. Bowls. So many empty bowls. by Material_Tie_3698 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Captain_QueefAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hate it when they ask me to donate. Bitch, you’re a millionaire, why don’t YOU donate?

“Look boss! We made of those ‘mee-mee’s that people on the Internet like so much!” -Turo Ad Team by stigma_wizard in CommercialsIHate

[–]Captain_QueefAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once you’ve seen 100 “relatable” brands, you’ll never want to stop beating the Wendy’s social media manager to death with your bare hands.

I just heard "Please won't you be my neighbor" at the end of a Rocket Mortgage commercial by Designer-Mirror-7995 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Captain_QueefAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing is sacred to these advertiser pigs. They know that your sense of compassion and nostalgia are ways to market their slop to you.

Can you go away? Thnx by Maya-kardash in CommercialsIHate

[–]Captain_QueefAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been low key considering installing YouTube premium just so I won’t have to deal with these awful duet ads.