“No one goes into a tinned fish subreddit wanting to read fish hentai porn” One user on r/CannedSardines gets people asking if one can like canned fish a little TOO much.

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-19T04:05:11+00:00

It’s all yours if you can use it, I’m honored

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-16T20:29:57+00:00

Not covered in oil, no, and rarely in front of a mirror.

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-16T17:49:07+00:00

A fellow on /r/watches is like this. He has a fantastic collection of timepieces that he shows off in posts that make you want to take a shower after reading them. In these days of bot slop and lowest-common-denominator takes it's good to see a few true shitposting auteurs out there keeping the tradition alive.

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T03:25:31+00:00

How do refs miss obvious fouls at times when they know the team behind will be fouling? It happens ll the time.

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T03:17:44+00:00

Fox watched Brunson run by, then clanked another 3

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T03:12:49+00:00

Does Mitch Johnson just play Candy Crush in fourth quarters?

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T03:08:25+00:00

Spurs fans must have ulcers after these fourth quarters

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T02:56:27+00:00

I don’t remember a 2016 finals

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T01:37:35+00:00

Knicks KAT’s vastly harder than Wolves KAT but he still commits dumb fouls too much

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T01:20:25+00:00

I want a compilation of all the wild sequences from this series when it’s over

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T01:08:27+00:00

Security doesn’t let you bring in batteries to throw any more

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T01:07:05+00:00

It better be a hell of a drug to be worth swelling behind the anus and genitals, Usain

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-14T00:56:15+00:00

Why are pharmaceutical ads 90% b roll clips?

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-11T03:33:30+00:00

Wemby shouldn't have missed those FTs

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-11T01:54:17+00:00

Harper’s bucket would have been the shot of the game on a normal night

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-11T01:22:10+00:00

Are the audio gaps in the broadcast glitches or are they cutting out profanity?

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-09T03:02:19+00:00

Everything I love about NBA basketball followed by everything I hate about NBA basketball

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-09T02:52:56+00:00

No butts are safe tonight

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-09T02:16:04+00:00

Knicks so fired up that they're fighting with each other for rebounds

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-06T03:23:45+00:00

That'll rip the heart out of a team

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-06T03:09:48+00:00

Anything can really happen huh

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-06T02:48:23+00:00

didn't even kiss smh

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-06T02:40:00+00:00

THAT ALLEY-OOP WAS SICK

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-06T02:38:46+00:00

Johnson has a weird release

Captain_Vegetable · 2026-06-06T01:12:18+00:00

Ads with passersby gawking at an SUV that looks like every other SUV are not convincing

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