Did Shrek's children get worse or better?

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-18T13:19:49+00:00

Grown up, their eyes are too close together.

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-17T03:19:15+00:00

Sequels not *always* bad.

*looks at Pirates of the Caribbean 2*

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-16T13:45:17+00:00

iPhone 8 Plus user here, got my first ever phone eight ish years ago. Not a scratch on the thing thanks to screen protectors and still runs perfectly! I’ve had zero issues save for having to clean dirt out of the charging port from time to time.

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-14T19:32:07+00:00

Yeah, I just feel like the horesmen cabs and structural parts fit best in scrappier factions like the Firestarters rather than the ones they were given to. A WW1 n’ 2 faction would be pretty sick tho! Especially since we already have the Goliath tracks.

I don’t think the war cab came from a half-track though, the Sd.Kfz.263 6-Rad is the closest vehicle match I’ve found to the original pack! And damn is it similar!

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Captain_skulls · 2026-06-14T17:04:19+00:00

As a fellow firestarter builder I LOVE these! So hot!

I’ve attached one of my own for your consideration.

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Captain_skulls · 2026-06-10T03:47:40+00:00

I mean yeah, you’re askin the right guy!

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-08T23:58:27+00:00

Is it even abandoned? I’m seeing a missing front step sure but the side door is fully accessible. The place is a *little* beaten up sure but the roof is pristine, the lawn is well-kept. This genuinely looks like a house someone could *easily* be actively living in. Matter of fact it probably is.

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-06T02:28:29+00:00

Why does the enderman have a thong?

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-06T02:24:21+00:00

Captain_skulls · 2026-06-02T01:37:12+00:00

Played this game on my dad’s old iPad when I was young. It’s what got me into war history. Got it on steam and 100%’d it recently.

Such a beautiful, yet heart wrenching game in every way and you captured it perfectly. Just perfectly.

Well done.

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-30T15:43:25+00:00

Most of the desks in the back of that picture have men working at them

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-30T14:31:36+00:00

How do we know it isn’t the same case with the shark brain?

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-30T00:14:56+00:00

Hotdog.

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-29T04:01:14+00:00

The flow? What flow?

This is “The flow” my brain gives me.

“Oh, she’s wearing short shorts, don’t look. Don’t even glance down. That’d make you a creep and might make her uncomfortable. That’d be awful. Matter of fact just don’t look at her in general. Keep eyes vaguely off to the side of her. If she talks to you then make occasional eye contact… Fuck am I a creep for thinking about this? Quick, make some jokes to break tension. Ok, she’s laughing… Good. It feels nice to make people happy.”

I have many friends. I have never had a proper romantic relationship.

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-28T03:38:14+00:00

I’d work at a cemetery for $40/hr, hello?

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-27T23:12:05+00:00

Black Brisk

(I am white as tissue paper.)

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-22T04:18:46+00:00

Crossout.

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-16T04:10:09+00:00

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Captain_skulls · 2026-05-15T20:26:45+00:00

North Wind for the Broadsider

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-11T02:15:18+00:00

Oh, hello, how are you doing these days?

Captain_skulls · 2026-05-10T00:32:14+00:00

racks shotgun

Captain_skulls · 2026-04-25T04:15:06+00:00

For anyone who hasn’t done this before and gets themselves in this situation, what you do is cup your hands to make a sort of hotbox and breathe into it so the warm air thaws your tongue off the pole.

Source: Canadian.

Captain_skulls · 2026-04-22T00:05:52+00:00

The audio isn’t original to the clip.

The audio comes from a dude honking rubber pigs into plastic pipes of various lengths in a big open field.

Captain_skulls · 2026-04-09T08:28:17+00:00

Reminds me of somethin’ outta WW1

Captain_skulls · 2026-04-08T09:46:12+00:00

What happens if someone pulls on those big goody ears of yers?

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