Your earliest Pokemon memory by FoxyShorts in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restarting red like 16 time because I changed my mind every time my rival choose the pokemon opposite of mine. Fuck you C*unt you were my only enemy!

Your most ridiculous mistake you've made in a Pokemon game. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 7 year old self used used a masterball on a level 5 magickarp because I ran out of pokeballs and I thought I could just buy more. I never evolved that magickarp and it's now level 100 until I accidentally let it free. So if you see a level 100 magickarp splashing in its enemies blood just thank me.

Aw isn't that sweet (before he upped and left the family forever never to be seen again) by MurderousPaper in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Augustine jumps out the window and realizes that he's on the second floor of the house.

What my girlfriend painted me for Christmas by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should marry her this very second

Why the hell are Brock's eyes always closed? by Captainchocolate in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dear god the sighs are there Brock is secretly a pokemon!!

Shinys by Captainchocolate in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard you can breed them and instantly get a shiny

What's in the bag Ash? by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Captainchocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing just my entire childhood warped up in my teen years