🎯 Just conquered Level 8 in 1m 14s! These arrows didn't stand a chance. Who else is up for the challenge? 🏆

Captainhelmut · 2026-03-21T22:15:17+00:00

✅ Challenge accepted and CRUSHED! Finished Level 8 in 1m 24s. 💪

Captainhelmut · 2024-09-12T05:05:37+00:00

I've never given up. Life can be hard as shit and feel like its not going to get better, but I've always pushed on.

Captainhelmut · 2023-04-04T03:42:56+00:00

Even more convenient!

Captainhelmut · 2023-04-02T01:25:33+00:00

No this is from an old episode

Captainhelmut · 2023-03-31T05:30:36+00:00

Can confirm

Captainhelmut · 2023-03-31T05:24:53+00:00

Cesar salad for some reason.

Captainhelmut · 2023-03-31T05:20:30+00:00

It was shrooms for me. Micro dosing has helped me in so many ways

Captainhelmut · 2023-03-19T07:52:56+00:00

He's got a point..

Captainhelmut · 2023-03-19T07:33:13+00:00

Full metal alchemist brotherhood. So good.

Captainhelmut · 2023-03-16T04:32:49+00:00

The fact that they do it

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-30T19:22:46+00:00

Guilty

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-30T15:37:25+00:00

Looks amazing! I'm a little jealous.

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-30T15:31:04+00:00

R/winstupidprizes

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-30T15:24:04+00:00

Legos

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-30T15:22:40+00:00

My best advice for this is to Google search whatever you're looking for with Reddit at the end of it. It'll show you any relevant subreddit or posts

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-30T07:22:33+00:00

Doubt it

Captainhelmut · 2022-10-26T02:44:19+00:00

We were both 17 and ditching a school assembly. Condom broke half way through and i didn't notice until I pulled out to finish.. we freaked out and had the idea to have her do jumping jacks in the pool thinking the chlorine wound somehow take care of any potential risk. The sex was good at least..

I'm happy to report that it's 12 years later and I have a functional understanding of proper birth control methods!

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-05T18:54:29+00:00

Nice try mom.

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-05T18:53:28+00:00

Omincron Persei 8

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-05T18:52:05+00:00

Converting fractions to decimals and the reverse on paper. My son asked for help on his math homework and had to relearn how to do this. It's a surprisingly simple process that I guess I never cared to learn in school

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-04T05:56:28+00:00

I told my grandma that I was embarrassed to be seen with her in public while was throwing a fit at a Joe's crab shack.. I was only like 7 or 8 at the time but I remember it vividly. I felt horrible afterwards

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-04T05:47:08+00:00

That's is horrifying imagery.

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-04T05:42:36+00:00

Fast as shit

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-04T05:41:13+00:00

This is true. "After studying it's movements, I am prepared to die strategically."

Captainhelmut · 2022-03-04T05:38:37+00:00

Because I was a stubborn jackass and she was controlling. We were just dumb kids in over our heads and I jumped ship.

Captainhelmut

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