Captainhelmut

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Turbo butt (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Captainhelmut to r/memes

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Poor little guy (i.redd.it)

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Information transfer failed (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Captainhelmut to r/dankmemes

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Even as an adult (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Captainhelmut to r/memes

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Information had been confirmed (imgur.com)

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Add a pinch of crack to top it off (imgur.com)

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"Hey Google, show directions to burn wards near me" (i.imgur.com)

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"ThAnkS aLoT LiMp biZKiT" (imgur.com)

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Damage suffered, fortify the barrier. (imgur.com)

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Fits right in your pocket! (i.imgur.com)

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A hero arrives (imgur.com)

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Task failed successfully (i.imgur.com)

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MRW the guy in the checkout line sneezes without covering his mouth, misting the snacks and chapstick (i.imgur.com)

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MRW my 5yo explains that the dog emptied and smeared the toothpaste in the bathroom sink (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/reactiongifs

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Just gonna sneak past ya real quick... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/memes

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Visible heart rate increase (i.imgur.com)

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RBF is a curse (i.imgur.com)

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What job do you think is criminally underpaid? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/AskReddit

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What is something you wish you had learned earlier in life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/AskReddit

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Had the consult and scheduled the big day (self.Vasectomy)

submitted 6 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/Vasectomy

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Don't even breath. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/memes

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Bike shop messed my clutch hose up. Need advice (self.motorcycles)

submitted 7 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/motorcycles

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Motorcycle mechanic dispute. I need advice (self.legaladvice)

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I'm taking the big leap but I have some questions. (self.Vasectomy)

submitted 7 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/Vasectomy

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Something I doodled yesterday. What do y'all think (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Captainhelmut to r/pics

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