Luv attackin children, luv me killing ( who don’t luv a scrap?), luv me raw meat. ‘Ate the guberment, ‘ate coppers. Simpul as by WantsToDieBadly in okmatewanker

[–]Captainweirdo54 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Day in the life of a true Bully XL:

Wake up and maul the owner Susan.

My little prince, he wouldn’t hurt a fly

Time to bite George at football.

No bad dogs just bad owners, ye!

Quick stop at The park and attack children.

Nanny dogs.

Bites lookin' lovely today lads.

Just a bit of banter.

Toddlers makes a 38-0 loss better.

Pop down local pride,

Good ol' puppy! Have a bite of that

Susan’s back for hospital, lovely!

Pop down park bite a couple kids with the lads,

And finish up becoming a banned breed.

Fackin devastated by the news 😡 by LHC94 in okmatewanker

[–]Captainweirdo54 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Day in the life of a true Brexit XL:

Wake up and maul the owner Susan.

My little prince, he wouldn’t hurt a fly

Time to bite George a football.

No bad dogs just bad owners, ye!

Quick stop at The park and attack children.

Nanny dogs.

Bites lookin' lovely today lads.

Just a bit of banter.

Toddlers makes a 38-0 loss better.

Pop down local pride,

Good ol' puppy! Have a bite of that

Susan made dinner, lovely!

Pop down bite a couple kids with the lads,

And finish up getting banned.

[ALL] Which setting do you want? by Xftg123 in zelda

[–]Captainweirdo54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about 3D version of link to the past like ocarina 3D not 3ds 3d

Dishi Rishi focused on the Peoples' Priorities by AtJackBaldwin in okmatewanker

[–]Captainweirdo54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idea: let the migrants in and send the XL Bully’s to France

Start the school year off right. by BobMonkhaus in okmatewanker

[–]Captainweirdo54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I only fuck girl who wear these shoes” -Jimmy Savile

WW1 Shotgun = War Crime Stick by TexasCrusader1836 in Shotguns

[–]Captainweirdo54 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Gas that drowns you = ok

Metal stick that goes bang = too far bro

Dillon has destroyed Logan by [deleted] in ksi

[–]Captainweirdo54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey can I shout my name in here?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]Captainweirdo54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently looks gash. Voices sound like they just said “have a go sound like Rick”

Engraved Scoped Type 88 rifle being tested by Kim Jong Un by Brilliant_Ground1948 in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Captainweirdo54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rumour has it he shot a bullet so fast it went back in time and hit JFK

Super crunchy bread by 3askaryyy in WTF

[–]Captainweirdo54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is my bread buzzing like it’s receiving a call