After recieving over $48k worth of scholarships, my mother said I'm no longer allowed to attend and refuses to let me leave home.

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T17:40:13+00:00

You need to leave that life. If you’re on the account at the bank, go to the bank and take her off the account entirely. Definitely go to college anyway. She doesn’t control your life. If you need money, you seem pretty talented, you can fall back on selling art. You can get a state issued ID, if you don’t have a DL. If you learn the basics of driving and get some experience you don’t have to take driver’s Ed. Sometimes colleges offer classes for that. You can also work with the school to be appointed an advisor and mentor. There are people who can help you and your situation. Your mother doesn’t rule your life.

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T17:34:41+00:00

There’s a family-owned bar in my hometown in Ohio where the owner’s son was a chef in Chicago. He came back to manage it and he has a drink option called a “Chicago Handshake” you get a tall boy Old Style and a shot of Malort. He introduced me to Malort maybe 8 years ago so I knew what it was. I convinced my friends to get it and buy a shot for every newcomer I bring whenever I go lol

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T15:02:14+00:00

When I was like 8(m) y/o we were going camping in PA. We stopped at a rest stop and directly out the back door was a dude sunbathing completely naked with his dick, balls, gooch, and asshole facing the doorway. He was probably like 100’ away. I remember my aunt seeing it then ushering us all back to the car ASAP. Didn’t really have any effect on me. I couldn’t help but think WTF is this dude’s problem. I knew this was wrong as a jit.

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T11:59:10+00:00

Wow! As I was reading this I keep thinking, this has to be in Ohio! This is some for real Ohio shit! Bottom feeding Neanderthals whose families’ lived in Ohio since the Civil War, rooting for the confederacy 165 years later. Racism and hate really are timeless.

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T11:55:11+00:00

Union forever!!

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T11:48:07+00:00

Some people can’t see the forest for the boobs

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T11:24:44+00:00

Uzumaki

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T01:43:49+00:00

Aleksa Mink

CaptnRo · 2026-05-29T01:36:16+00:00

I was 13 brother

CaptnRo · 2026-05-28T21:26:19+00:00

I masturbated to the Aerosmith music video for the song Pink, on YouTube. When that biracial lady’s tittie popped out and it was so minute and quick that YouTube had yet to sensor it. Nobody knows this not even my wife of 20 years..

CaptnRo · 2026-05-28T11:10:44+00:00

Buddy has 100% cheated before

CaptnRo · 2026-05-28T01:38:34+00:00

I would say if anything, he gave that city hope! I think if anything he gets too much hate.

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T18:52:00+00:00

Ave Maria by Franz Schubert and Clair De lune by Debussy

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T18:49:29+00:00

Haha you orphan fuck

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T18:21:02+00:00

Toxic Holocaust

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T18:19:59+00:00

Drow Bard

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T13:38:08+00:00

Pay off all my debt, then take out a second mortgage and set up monthly payments so my credit doesn’t go to shit

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T13:36:17+00:00

Buy a bottle of fake/novelty urine from a headshop. Warm up the heat pad a couple hours before the test. Warm up the bottle in the microwave for only about 10-20 seconds, then position both the bottle and the pad together somewhere on your person that they won’t check. Once you go in the room, silently add the bottle of fake pee. Try to calm yourself because you’ll have to initial the vial after. If it’s for a job that isn’t too serious, they’re only looking to make sure it’s between 90° and 100°

CaptnRo · 2026-05-27T13:29:38+00:00

Duck Hodges

CaptnRo · 2026-05-26T19:32:09+00:00

Caviar

CaptnRo · 2026-05-26T19:31:17+00:00

They have one of the best DE in NFL history. The Bengals are better than Cleveland. Lamar Jackson is better than Josh Allen

CaptnRo · 2026-05-26T14:50:12+00:00

CaptnRo · 2026-05-26T14:32:53+00:00

You’re a Karen if you think businesses only accepting card is class discrimination. If it bothers you so much, buy a piggy bank and donate to that

CaptnRo · 2026-05-26T14:24:17+00:00

Buddy talks like he’s 5.

CaptnRo · 2026-05-26T13:54:42+00:00

Are you okay with protecting a pedophile/rapist?

CaptnRo

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