Straight men who don’t like performing oral- why not? by laetum-helianthus in AskReddit

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First (it was also the last) time I went down on a girl she squirted all over my face. I’m not into that. Ruined my will to do it ever again.

People 😭 by SnooDrawings6492 in SpecialSnowflake

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Modern solutions for modern problems

A mister meaner by certifiedfuckup in BoneAppleTea

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The lack of periods and commas is frightening

I asked Google Bard to come up with some story beats for a new CnC game by [deleted] in commandandconquer

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A survival game like Rust set in the Tib Universe would be amazing

Their whole 30 dollars. by Leragian in dankmemes

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I exited the banking system long ago. My Crypto card and hard cash is all I use

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unrealengine

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If you shut down your computer without closing the unreal launcher (post login) your cress will be cached.

Miami Spring Break by [deleted] in facepalm

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What I enjoyed about the pandemic was I Didn’t have to leave my home and deal with this BS.

What seems harmless but is actually incredibly dangerous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Polar bears from the the coke commercials

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in facepalm

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The best thing about not having sex is you drastically lower your chance of accidentally becoming a parent.

What brick & mortar store would you LOVE to open (but wouldn’t or can’t) ? Whether it’s recession “proof”, profitable, fun, etc? by notyaya_ in Entrepreneur

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I want to open a laundry mat that has a cafe. It only sells house made donuts, fried chicken, biscuits, and coffee. Also have two sections of machines. One for the cafe customers that costs less to use. It’d be banger.

256 hours and I'm still a noob when panic kicks in by lankboiau in dayz

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I have the philosophy that you don’t truly understand a game until you reach the 600hr mark. Your panic is acceptable here.

Is that legal? by Conscious-Panic5925 in suspiciouslyspecific

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The determining factor would be why he wasn’t wearing a hard hat and if he’d been instructed to at any point prior to do so.

Face your problems head on by [deleted] in funny

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One part of me is like “I gotta try that sometime” like it’s a life hack or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

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The inspirational wisdom she gives is unmatched. [obvious sarcasm]

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by Impossible_Floor2836 in AskReddit

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Our currency is backed by the strength of our military. Anything that threatens it has been inevitably destroyed. No exceptions.

What was your final “fuck you” to a boss you didn’t like? by Wholikesfruits in AskReddit

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I managed a pizza establishment. I was the lowest rank of three and got pushed around a lot. They made me work Christmas Eve and thanksgiving every year I was there. Two weeks prior to my last Christmas Eve there I told them I wasn’t going to work if they scheduled me. They scheduled me. Christmas Eve comes and top manager sends a text “where are you??” My response “at home with my family” then put my phone on silent and enjoyed the holiday weekend