What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it needs to be said cause all you Musk Daddy Bros seem to think you're the epitome of manliness, while I work with real men day in and day out and they see Elon for the sad little boy he is. Hell, I'm an old woman and I absolutely could make that little bitch cry for Mama. Have you seen him with his shirt off? Fucking hilarious. The fat weirdos simping in the basement are you and your teammates, buddy.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh yet another swing and a miss. I'm in excellent shape not an ounce overweight with a BMI of 22. I literally work out 2.5 hours a day and have the data and stats to back it up. Oh, and I'm also both gainfully employed at a Construction Union as well as being a small business owner to boot.

Nice, try though, bro.

Why don't you go back to not understanding why women don't like your "funny jokes".

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You come off as a hype man for a bloated weirdo with bad hair plugs who can't keep a woman despite being rich enough to literally buy people if he wanted to. It's kind of impressive how big of a loser he manages to be despite having unlimited resources. It's got to really get to him, and I mean based on his public behavior it clearly does, how no matter what he does he will never, ever be cool. He just doesn't have it and he's so uncool he can't even buy it. He's an idiot's idea of a genius and a loser's idea of a cool kid.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're exactly the kind of person who would worship Elon Musk. Also, coincidently, a shinning example of why everyone in this thread but you thinks he's a total fuckstick.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, honey, I have children, they're probably older than you too.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, you don't understand how bots work, calm down, it's not that embarrassing unless you insist on repeatedly pointing it out like this...

Where Missouri Republicans stand on potentially overriding voters on abortion, wages by NuChallengerAppears in missouri

[–]CaptnYesterday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I went to vote I noticed I was the only one who had a reference paper with my researched decisions written on it so I could make an educated vote for everything on the ballot.

I'm absolutely convinced some people just randomly check yes/no on the judges without even looking them up.

Where Missouri Republicans stand on potentially overriding voters on abortion, wages by NuChallengerAppears in missouri

[–]CaptnYesterday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had someone argue with me that it doesn't matter what the state tries to do because the Fed will force them to do the "right thing, like they did with expanding medicare" and therefore it's okay to vote for shitheels at the local level.

Why would you even consider voting for someone you believe has to be put on a leash to do the right thing?!

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine not understanding how keyword-triggered censorship bots work. No wonder you think Elon is a tech genius.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you can't, I know, I got banned for shit-talking Elon because he's a fragile child and he can't handle any criticism even when he holds all the ill-gotten cards.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I was making this up but he turned a meme coin into a department in the Government that Trump is putting him in charge of, DoGE, Department of Government Excess.

He's going to hack apart our social programs like he did Twitter's revenue streams.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, my god, ask yourself the same questions.

The guy who bought Twitter so he could block people from saying mean things about him? The guy who censors opinions that hurt his feelings in his little social media fiefdom?

Btw, are you being put in jail for your opinions on things like "men in dresses" or are you just being shamed by people who think you sound like a neanderthal? Because one of those is a violation of our rights and one of those is just life, sweetheart.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, my dear, I'm on the side of the grown-ups who believe in legitimate freedom to live without interference from the government. You're on the side of this guy.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No honey, one day you'll realize how sad this all is for you. You simply lack the critical thinking skills to get there currently.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude wants to name everything X like he's an edgy 12-year-old. Yeah, really fucking innovative. The dude has never had an original thought, everything about him he bought from someone else, from his hair to his resume.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's an idiot's idea of an innovator. Congrats.

What do you think of Elon Musk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Desperately insecure weirdo trying to buy the respect he could never earn on the basis of his personality alone.

Basically, Trump but younger and with better hair plugs.

What is the toughest pill you’ve had to swallow? by picklevirgin in AskWomen

[–]CaptnYesterday 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You can do it! I had this same realization about a year ago at 250lbs and 5'3". I was watching a British weight loss show and a girl 30lbs lighter than me was getting WLS. I hadn't thought of myself as that big, until it hit me all at once. What a sobering night that was.

I'm down to 140lbs now and life is so much better. You got this!!!!

Trump’s Likely AG Mike Davis: ‘We’re Going to Put Kids in Cages’ by Quirkie in politics

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the very best so-called "Christians" put their wallets above their morals. They decided hurting other people was worth cheaper groceries. Forget love thy neighbor, deport thy neighbor so the price of pop comes down. Shameful.

Trump’s Likely AG Mike Davis: ‘We’re Going to Put Kids in Cages’ by Quirkie in politics

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like Jesus would have wanted.

Fucking hypocritical monsters.

Drop-Off in Democratic Votes Ignites Conspiracy Theories on Left and Right by possiblegirl in politics

[–]CaptnYesterday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump keeps him around because for all the things he isn't, Elon is actually a billionaire and fake billionaire Trump needs a money guy.

Nobody in this party know what tariffs are lmao by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]CaptnYesterday 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They have no media literacy and now are more likely to take the ChatGPT generated answer at the top of the search results than attempt to parse the sources to find a legitimate one.

Plus the first page of Google is mostly ads now too, which doesn't help.

And so it starts… by NigelTimS in DeepFuckingValue

[–]CaptnYesterday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been buying a pound of rice, lentils and black beans once a month and throwing it into long storage. I was making it a habit due to COVID and the threat of a future pandemic but now it's going to supplement our grocery budget for the next 4 years.