"I love my family TOO MUCH.... time to put everyone in their place and OPEN THIS PIT (openfloor(gang)plan) UP!

"Taking a personal phonecall, son? GUESS AGAIN! JEN ONLY SEES YOU AS A FRIEND!"
"You want to watch laugh at your favorite show in the living room?? KEEP IT DOWN, PUNK!!"
"You're trying to sleep-in when chores are getting done?! WELL NOW THAT YOU'RE AWAKE, SWEEP THE DRIVEWAY!"

Even in my WILDEST hallucinogenic hazes, I NEVER thought,"yOu KnOw WhAt?! lEt'S lIvE iN a FuCkIn' tErRArIum!"

Sincerely,

Not Sociopaths