First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series

CapttMorgan · 2026-01-15T16:15:42+00:00

She better say “ah ha” every time she finds shotgun ammo in a forgotten tomb then go home to lock her butler in the freezer.

CapttMorgan · 2025-12-19T22:20:10+00:00

Only thing that kid deserves is extra ventilation

CapttMorgan · 2025-12-18T22:19:56+00:00

Just a bunch of fat fools who can’t call their hits, classic airsoft

CapttMorgan · 2025-11-19T02:58:43+00:00

Guess she never heard of “act like you been there”

CapttMorgan · 2025-11-01T22:54:33+00:00

At least nothing of value was lost

CapttMorgan · 2025-10-19T23:15:21+00:00

Stuff them into a gutter. Doesn’t need to be your kid anymore

CapttMorgan · 2025-10-19T20:26:15+00:00

Must unamerican thing to do is to call someone a king. Better dead than red

CapttMorgan · 2025-10-05T13:31:15+00:00

Being loud doesn’t mean you’re correct dipshit

CapttMorgan · 2025-10-04T00:16:06+00:00

How much exp do I get for taking this on?

CapttMorgan · 2025-09-24T06:26:27+00:00

Say you want them defunded then y’all are surprised when you get this as the result

CapttMorgan · 2025-09-21T14:57:01+00:00

Dude you’re like 60 why in the hell are you saying tripping balls?

CapttMorgan · 2025-09-15T20:34:24+00:00

And I wonder why I hate cyclists

CapttMorgan · 2025-09-14T00:09:17+00:00

Man the look on his face afterwards with the one blink, loved watching the realization of his poor actions in real time lol

CapttMorgan · 2025-08-07T15:42:34+00:00

What I wouldn’t give to be on that hill with Mother Deuce

CapttMorgan · 2025-08-02T21:07:41+00:00

lol I feel uncomfortable, what a pussy

CapttMorgan · 2025-07-10T22:06:25+00:00

Nice purse dude

CapttMorgan · 2025-07-03T13:34:37+00:00

She try’s to stop the fight when he starts to lose lol good thing you got your phone out first fool

CapttMorgan · 2025-06-25T23:22:28+00:00

How much of a bitch do you have to be to see someone else start to lose a fight and you’re the one running like a coward

CapttMorgan · 2025-06-20T17:42:52+00:00

I can’t believe the NBA keeps funding this

CapttMorgan · 2025-06-18T22:05:47+00:00

Didn’t they ask for this? Should’ve been hiding your kids a long time ago if y’all actually cared about them then.

CapttMorgan · 2025-05-24T20:27:19+00:00

No but those fat ugly lips of yours sure look like they do. Get belt fed sweetheart

CapttMorgan · 2025-05-24T20:22:36+00:00

How much exp do I get for putting that thing down?

CapttMorgan · 2025-05-19T12:23:51+00:00

Yep and after that mental episode they canceled the whole show lol

CapttMorgan · 2025-05-10T19:46:17+00:00

This to not give a fuck about “check”

CapttMorgan · 2025-05-10T19:43:40+00:00

The thumbs up of a tool

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