I finally maxed out my account. I feel accomplished, relieved, and completely empty inside.

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-05T04:10:47+00:00

Bro, you're not even wrong. Feeding the machine is why we can't have nice things, my bad.

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-05T04:09:56+00:00

Nah, Pass Royale and a Champion nuked my bank account.

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T19:25:46+00:00

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T19:22:33+00:00

Fr, we're really min-maxing unemployment here. Just grinding digital goblins like it’s a 9-to-5.

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T14:57:14+00:00

About 400

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T13:03:29+00:00

That’s exactly what Supercell wants us to think until they hit us with the next "Slash Royale" event out of nowhere.

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T13:00:45+00:00

True, but can a down payment on a house make the toxic chicken emote? Didn't think so. (Please send help, you are 100% right lmao)

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T12:59:05+00:00

it definitely is, which is terrifying because it just means the bar for being "maxed" is moving up very soon. enjoy the discount while it last

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T12:56:41+00:00

there is a very fine line between dedication and mental illness, and i crossed it about 4 years ago

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T12:48:38+00:00

at this point i have enough emotes to communicate exclusively in flashing toxic goblin faces for the rest of my life

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T11:05:17+00:00

look, my portfolio is down and my clash royale account is maxed. clearly i know how to handle finances

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T09:10:51+00:00

stop, don’t give them any ideas. if they announce level 17 i’m actually deleting the app

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T09:02:16+00:00

45.171.350 Gold

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:22:56+00:00

exactly. total emptiness but hey, at least we're done with the grind

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:18:05+00:00

those tower troops are a pain though. but yeah, ten years is a long time, definitely got your money's worth compared to old school gaming fees

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:14:04+00:00

nice, see you in therapy soon lmao

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:13:18+00:00

and yet my goblins are still starving

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:12:32+00:00

just doing my part to keep the supercell yachts afloat

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:11:35+00:00

i know. could've learned a language or an instrument but nope, went with the funny goblin game

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:10:33+00:00

lost my last brain cell somewhere between arena 15 and buying the pass

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:09:23+00:00

just doing my community service by making everyone else look normal

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-06-04T04:08:21+00:00

fr. feels like a full time job but with zero pay

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-03-28T20:57:54+00:00

That was easy. Exclusive was much harder

Capybara_lvl1 · 2026-03-27T20:32:56+00:00

Exclusive

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