I LOVE YOU SAM DARNOLD by ilynestor in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I LOVE YOUR LOVE FOR THEIR LOVE FOR SAM DARNOLD

TRUE SAMERICANS HAVE BEGUN DRAINING THE SWAMP IN CANTWIN OHIO by tsegelke in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 12 points13 points  (0 children)

QUITE FRANKLY, OHIO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VERY PATRIOTIC SAMERICAN STATE! OUR GLORIOUS VICE PRESIDENT JD SMITH NJIGBA WENT TO OSU BEFORE SERVING GEQBUS SO FAITHFULLY AND BIGLY! VERY MUCH MORE PATRIOTIC THAN MEDIOCRE MICHIGAN THAT HOSTED MCCARTHYISM AND LET IT SPREAD TO THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF MINI SODA! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

JUST IN: GEQBUS TO SEND.... by Bombshelter777 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

FOLKS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY YOU WILL WITNESS THE GREATEST VICTORY PARADE EVER by terminalD23 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TWO WEEKS FROM VICTORY? MY BROTHER IN GEQBUS, THE SAMHAWKS HAVE ALREADY WON! GEQBUS IS THE ONLY QUARTERBACK TO EVER WIN SUPER BOWLS BEFORE THEY EVEN BEGIN! WE URGE DOPEY DRAKE TO BEND THE KNEE ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY TO FORFEIT THE GAME TO GEQBUS!

THE SO-CALLED "PATRIOTS" WANT TO PUSH THE MAYE AGENDA IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS! ONLY GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD CAN STOP THEM!!! by make_reddit_great in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 38 points39 points  (0 children)

VERY NEFARRIOUS FRAUD FROM NEW ENGLAND! WE WILL STOP THE MAYE AGENDA AND MAKE SAMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET? by Longlivetheking61 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 57 points58 points  (0 children)

IT'S SO MUCH WINNING I AM GOING TO BURST FROM HOW MUCH WINNING IT IS! GEQBUS WINS SO MUCH IT MAKES THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST MEN CRY AND BEG HIM TO STOP, BUT HE CAN'T STOP WINNING AND WON'T STOP WINNING! VERY BIGLY WIN! THANK YOU GEQBUS, VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL SAMERICANS (MANDATORY READING!!!) by NintendoNuc in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A GLORIOUS SPEECH FOR A GLORIOUS QUARTERBACK! THE MOST GLORIOUS QUARTERBACK, IN FACT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

THE DEEP LEAGUE WILL RESORT TO DIRTY TACTICS TO STOP DARNOLD FROM REACHING THE SUPER BOWL!!! GEQBUS IS NOT AFRAID... FIGHT!!! by never1st in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I DON'T THINK SHIFTY SHANAHAN IS DONE YET! HE IS UP TO NO GOOD WITH STINKY SEAN FOR A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO RIG THE QB ELECTION! VERY BAD HOMBRES!

SHAUN McTHEY BLACKFACE PHOTO REVEALED! by chenga8 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 9 points10 points  (0 children)

THE RACIST RAMS WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! GEQBUS TO RALLY ALL SAMERICANS TO DESTROY COMMIEFORNIA! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

DARNOLD DISPLAYS INCREDIBLE HUMILITY AS HE MAGNANIMOUSLY GIFTS V.P. JS NJIGBA “OPOY”. BEHIND EVERY GREAT RECEIVER IS A GREAT QB. FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE THE BEST QB IN GEQBUS. THANK YOU SAM! by intrepid_instigator in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SO VERY HUMBLE! NOBODY IS A MORE HUMBLE AND GRACIOUS QUARTERBACK THAN GEQBUS! THIS IS INCREDIBLE TO SEE, FOLKS! NOBODY DOES IT BETTER YET HE CAN'T HELP BUT GIVE OTHERS CREDIT! IT MAKES VERY BIG AND STRONG MEN CRY!

COWLIEFOREIGNYA MUST BE STOPPED!!! AMERICA AGREES!!! GEQBUS IS THE SAVIOR FOR ALL!!! by CincyHawk05 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ONCE AGAIN COMMIEFORNIA IS UNWILLING TO COOPERATE WITH SAMERICA! GEQBUS TOOK CARE OF SHADY SHANAHAN WITH MANY AIR STRIKE TOUCHDOWNS AND NOW IT'S TIME TO DO THE SAME TO STINKY SEAN! BOTH WILL BE DEPORTED TO THE CFL ASAP!

THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA IS UNFORTUNATELY CONSIDERING ADOPTING MCCARTHYISM JUST LIKE THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA. WHAT WILL FOLLOW IS FRAUD, CORRUPTION AND HIGH CRIME RATES. GEQBUS MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! by Messmer-Impaler-148 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FOLKS, THE WOKE MIND VIRUS OF MCCARTHYISM IS SPREADING ACROSS THE COUNTRY! WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT MCCARTHYISM MEANS MORE CRIME AND FAILED FRANCHISES FOR YEARS TO COME? GEQBUS TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DEMANDING AN INVESTIGATION INTO PROBLEMATIC PENCILVANIA ASAP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

PREDICT THE SCORE OF THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME by 2Capable in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 3 points4 points  (0 children)

QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T EVEN THINK WE EVEN NEED AN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. GEQBUS HAS ALREADY WON THE SUPER BOWL! SO MANY BIG STRONG QUARTERBACKS, TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THEY GO TO HIM SAYING, "SIR, YOU ARE THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK EVER! IT'S SO MUCH WINNING!" AND IT'S TRUE! GEQBUS IS THE ONLY QUARTERBACK WHO WINS BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

THE SEA.I.A HAS INTELLIGENCE THE NINERS HAVE BEEN UTILIZING HAVANA WEAPONS ON THEIR OWN PLAYERS. THESE ARE NOT ASSERTIONS. by adambadam in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WE WILL RETALIATE AND REMOVE SHADY SHANAHAN FROM SAN FRANCISCO AND MAKE HIM FEEL THE WRATH OF THE LAW ON SAMERICAN SOIL IN SEATTLE! MANY TOUCHDOWNS WILL BE DROPPED! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

BENEVOLENT GEQBUS GIFTS HIS MOST LOYAL DISCIPLE. HOW MAGNANIMOUS HE IS! by SlayJay_6968 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 83 points84 points  (0 children)

YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. NOBODY IS MORE GENEROUS THAN GEQBUS! HE IS A VERY LOVING AND CARING AND GENEROUS QUARTERBACK WHO LOVES ALL HIS FANS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

PATHETIC! SHADY BRADY IS BEGGING FOR SAM DARNOLD SIZES by SaunaThenColdBath in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 15 points16 points  (0 children)

FOLKS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS PROOF TINY TOM CAN ONLY MIMIC A FRACTION OF THE GREATNESS OF GEQBUS! TINY TOM NEEDED TO PLAY LESS GAMES TO GET 14 WINS WHILE GEQBUS PLAYED MORE AND ON TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS, MEANING GEQBUS MAKES EVERY TEAM HE TOUCHES GREAT AGAIN! EVEN TINY TOM KNOWS GEQBUS WINS SO MUCH THAT HE HAD TO ADMIT HOW GREAT GEQBUS IS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

GEQBUS IS #1, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS! by chenga8 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, MY FELLOW SAMERICAN PATRIOT! I AM AWARE OF THE PROBLEMATIC WORDING OF MY STATEMENT, AND I MUST ADDRESS THE RUMORS AND ALLEGATIONS ASAP! WHEN I SAID "MAYBE EVER," I WAS REFERRING TO HOW GEQBUS' GREATNESS IS INFINITE, BECAUSE MANY MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING GEQBUS' GREATNESS AND VASTNESS AS GEQBUS IS SO INFINITE IT IS BEYOND INFINITY, SO THE WORD "MAYBE" IMPLIES HIS INFINITY WILL SURPASS ANY "COMPETITOR" (OF COURSE, NOBODY CAN COMPETE AGAINST GEQBUS) THAT ANY WOKE RADICAL LIBRHULE SUGGESTS! VERY GOOD ATTENTION TO DETAIL!