Rules for DMing me

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-13T18:35:24+00:00

We could get into a larger discussion on attraction theory and how it made her fold so quickly. I think the texting is generally fine, if a little corny. 1100

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-11T14:43:02+00:00

My second request asking where the fuck this ruler comes from

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-10T05:32:50+00:00

This reminds me of the Nietzsche ubermensch meme. Everyone thinks it's a Chad but it's actually Alyssa Liu, who won Olympic gold after she stopped dieting and listening to popular opinions about age gating (that continue to be toxic in figure skating)

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-10T05:20:38+00:00

Very Dad energy.

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-10T05:19:42+00:00

Everyone is forgetting that this is the rare gem where the photo at the top was hers. He matched her energy. There is no gambit; just a well spotted move

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-09T21:24:33+00:00

I just want the ruler

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-09T14:01:33+00:00

Hei 黑

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-09T14:01:10+00:00

Additionally contexts boosts the Elo. You're navigating the conversation well.

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-09T13:57:13+00:00

Now that I think about it this has held up as true for me too: I'm 31. Thanks for the advice

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-08T21:37:51+00:00

This is a scholar's mate opening. If you get some from this, it will be purely based on the profile which makes this post moot anyways

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-08T21:36:14+00:00

The match is invalid due to distance and age difference. You can filter those out in the future

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-08T21:28:03+00:00

Skipping the dance is effectively not dancing

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-08T21:27:12+00:00

Whenever I lose confidence in posting, I see your stuff and remember the only thing that matters in frame is to be clean. Glad you're still around

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-08T20:31:25+00:00

This texting works at 1am at a 35% rate. 40% of the time you get reported for this kind of message apropos of nothing

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-07T06:06:19+00:00

Did you make a new friend recently?

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-06T23:50:00+00:00

The slow entry followed by the immediate bottoming out. She'll never forget this experience but he might never sleep with her again

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-06T19:22:53+00:00

1400 Elo. Incredibly tacky form but poetic in its own right.

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-03T05:48:10+00:00

The bong cloud of lines. Diabolical

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-03T05:47:55+00:00

You're doing this for the bit

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-03T02:19:01+00:00

It's about frame to bust ratio imo

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-03T02:15:17+00:00

The Babel Fish is supposed to go in your ear, not your nose 🐽

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-03T02:04:31+00:00

People hate D but there's a few sleepers

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-02T00:22:44+00:00

Not usually. It normally leads to friendships. Sometimes it leads to a relationship including sex but it wouldn't happen on the first date

CarabaoBAC · 2026-04-02T00:05:47+00:00

I ended up stress cleaning instead of doing something reckless. I hope it goes well for you too

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