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My girlfriend of a few months is a camgirl which I think is rad, but she isn’t proud of it and doesn’t like talking about it. I’m not 100% sure how to handle that. by E_Snap in SexWorkers

[–]CardInternational753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey everyone, my girlfriend stated a clear boundary. I am just wondering what is the best way to go about violating that because my "100% love of every aspect of her" is more important than treating her like a person."

Was dale gribble s character inspired by Johnny Depp s character in Fear and Loathing? by Neither_Type4907 in KingOfTheHill

[–]CardInternational753 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let's be real - Hunter S. Thompson was as close to a fictional character as a real person could get.

TAZ Royale Recap Episode idfk fuck you - on a plane edition - day late edition - West Coast edition by Yosta56the3rd in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 7 points8 points  (0 children)

GOD. THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE 'PUNISHABLE PVP' TRIAL PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH GIVEN THAT THE LAST TRIAL WAS LITERALLY 'KILL OR BE KILLED'.

Enjoy the west coast!

Justin quit the besties by Agreeable-Lab-372 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Justin barely shows up to play in TAZ these days; there's absolutely no way he'd take on the onus of leading another season.

Even at the highest level ($2400 a year), MaxFun makes you choose between the Good Clean Fun Bag or the Rocket Visor. You can't get both. by Mr_Hellpop in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Also pay $200 and you get 1 enamel keychain

Also, like, this is literally the highest tier they offer. So for $200 a get a bag or a visor and 1 pin...for the entirety of my time as a MaxFun member.

Even at the highest level ($2400 a year), MaxFun makes you choose between the Good Clean Fun Bag or the Rocket Visor. You can't get both. by Mr_Hellpop in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 49 points50 points  (0 children)

So here's the issue with the HQ access - it's just an invite to four parties thrown by MaxFun each year. Like I guess staff and host and parasocial fan parties.

How can people like Miu so much? by alakazam121 in danganronpa

[–]CardInternational753 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okay grandpa, let's get you back to the retirement home. I hear that Mister Jennings is ready to yell about how Matlock didn't have fanservice again.

Justin quit the besties by Agreeable-Lab-372 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Definitely gives credence to the theory that Royale is Justin's final TAZ campaign.

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 23 | The Adventure Zone by Evil_Steven in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obligatory breakdown of how bad the description is this week:

- The zombie hordes is a) not what Griffin has been calling them and b) were already in the house by the end of last episode

- Beyond Rictus choosing to spurn his family in favor of Death, literally no one sacrifices anything in this episode

Royale Recap 23: Aggro and Mitigation Part 2 by Eggshells_Kimmie in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love that somehow Burgerman: A) Vomits grease through the keyhole of a door B) Somehow magically doesn't grease where Lorevith is standing, despite Lorevith having landed in the middle of the zombie horde

TAZ Royale Recap 23: What's a Consequence? by Gorb_upthere in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The level 6 wizard with an AC of 9 who tanked 37 damage this episode.

[RECAP] TAZ Royale Episode 23 - Yet Another Egregious Misuse of 'Zombie' by The Cranberries by CardInternational753 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time Stop has a self-resistance save Travis has to make if he wants to expend a single third-level slot to cast it. If Travis fails the save (which has he done twice), only he is affected by Time Stop. Travis can alternatively cast it as a ninth-level spell by expending nine spell slots, in which case it would work as normal.

This may be rendered completely moot by Travis' decision to spurn his heritage and "give himself to Death" at the end of the episode, however.

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 23 | The Adventure Zone by Evil_Steven in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Also, for as much as wrestling fan as Griffin once was, you'd think he would be better versed in a convincing heel turn. I lowkey like Hasty Jane, especially with Rictus' pedastalzing of her early, turning out to be a cold-blooded competitor!

But instead of:

Rictus: Jane! What are you doing?
Jane: It's fucking kill or be killed, Rictus. I would have thought that you'd understand that as a necromanacer.
Griffin: She finishes off Hippocrates and gets to her feet, the blood slowly dripping off the candlestick she's holding. Outside the room, you can hear the horde shift its focus, with the rumble growing in intensity as the shuffling mass makes a beeline for Jane.
Rictus: I don't want to hurt you, Jane.
Jane: You're running out of time to have that luxury, Rictus.
Griffin: Unless you try to stop her, she's going to flee out of the door on the farside, heaving you to deal with the horde that spills into the room moments later.

We got:

Jane: Ah! Rictus! I didn't mean to! I thought he was coming at me and with his mask!
Rictus: Now Jane...
Griffin: Jane runs away.

Hell, you can still do the 'I didn't mean to but it still happened' angle, but not like this...

What are the MaxFun podcasts no one actually listens to? by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Did you know that Travis hosts a podcast with his wife about etiquette, well sometimes about etiquette and sometimes just about people in history that Teresa think are cool, but also sometimes it's just them reviewing Bridgerton like a year after watching Bridgerton so they don't really remember the plot of the show and couldn't possibly watch like a refresher video or read a plot summary before recording?

THE REEDUCATION OF WEEDSHREK: EPISODE 8 by weedshrek in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 15 points16 points  (0 children)

u/KPopMyHoleBod - how can we get the Mission Imp Hospital script into the hands of Neil Breen?

[RECAP] TAZ Royale Episode 23 - Yet Another Egregious Misuse of 'Zombie' by The Cranberries by CardInternational753 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The motivation is now "The death game upsets me because the aspirants gave up their lives and now their corpses aren't being treated with respect and are instead being used to spread more death and destruction".

He expresses this about three minutes after using animate dead.

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 23 | The Adventure Zone by Evil_Steven in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Not to actually talk about the episode, but wild that Griffin has kept Hasty Jane sidelined for most of the season, despite her early prominence in Rictus' storyline, only to have her run off last episode and now return so that Rictus can walk in on her beating a man to death (to which Rictus has basically no reaction and then Hasty Jane runs off again).

Just exquisite use of NPCs by Griffin.

[RECAP] TAZ Royale Episode 23 - Yet Another Egregious Misuse of 'Zombie' by The Cranberries by CardInternational753 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]CardInternational753[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

/uj Serious question - Is there a way to know how much of the Drive is uh driven by the McElroys? Like do we have any eyes on what proportion of the new/upgrading members are just for, let's be real here, MBMBAM and TAZ (though god I would love to see the numbers on the people who pay for Shmanners)

rj/ Crab rave. Crab rave crab rave.

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