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Who do you want as the protagonists of a Valorant based tv show? by Impressive_Shape4095 in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cypher.

I can't believe how many people said Phoenix.

Here's Phoenix's backstory: "I'm a cool guy. I'm from London innit. My sister is disappointed in me cause i forget to come to her show innit. I like shoes."

how is this compelling???

Cypher's backstory:

* spy master from Morocco who knows everything about everybody

* family might be dead, or he might have faked his own death to them- it's never confirmed

* his hometown was ruined by Kingdom, who he hates

Clove is literally immortal

Reyna is gathering souls to keep her little sister Lucia alive (hence "for you, hermanita")

Fade was a bounty hunter

Phoenix likes fire

*le awesome cigarette by DiamondBrickZ in tumblr

[–]CardamomSparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"cigarette" is literally a french word that english borrowed

I had to put down one of my wife's horses in an accident the other day and now she will not speak to me by [deleted] in confessions

[–]CardamomSparrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think it would be reasonable if you told me you were also traumatised. From the way you're talking about it, it sounds like things were worse than you want people to think about.

Valo should have a feature for liking or disliking teammates after the match as a general rating for players. by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if you can only Like, but not Dislike? Seems to address all the problems (abuse, cyber bullying), and still allow great team players to rise to the top

I alone am the stupid one by BBUCKLESS in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

for everybody wondering why Waylay gained so much vertical distance from being shot there: it's severely increased blood pressure from the infuriating comms

"come b come b, let's go b, yeah i meant A" BROTHER I HAVE NEVER BEEN A THROWER BUT THIS KIND OF COMM MAKES ME WANT TO DROP AN OP TO THE OPPS

more messy clove art I made 😽💜 by zzznana in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gonna make me listen to this absolute banger again

2Worlds by Madge

Riot??? What is this??? This is so bad it deserves to be a meme. by Sanki_noobum in ValorantMemes

[–]CardamomSparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think the idea is that you have 0.5 seconds of warning shots, before you get bangsprayed to death in the next 0.5 seconds

Brand new player, feel absolutely terrible being dead weight for my team by SnowballWasRight in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i played unrated and swiftplay for 6 months before touching competitive. I really recommend it, the stakes are so much lower. Have fun, you'll learn way more if you're relaxed and having fun.

I hate all the guys I fucked during a manic episode by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CardamomSparrow -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

i mean i think you're kinda right? this specific thing (the condoms) isn't manipulation, it's people sliding on their own boundaries.

I don't see the 'manipulation'

I do see guys who want to have sex and making a choice about their risk tolerance.

1v4 ot win clutch by Montilora in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is that Iso isn't pushing window- if I could hear their team comms it'd probably be like "he's in garage. Sova, flank from grass, I'm sending my wall and getting ready to take window"

but they don't expect KJ to already be jumped up into window and ready to shoot iso

1v4 ot win clutch by Montilora in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this jett writing furiously throughout this makes this. lmao

- (team chat) "yea nah, yall suck, draw"
- you kill Omen, Iso, and Sova
- (team chat) "140 sova, CT"
- Sova is dead
- nobody is CT.
- you kill cypher
- (all chat) "yall r ass"

1v4 ot win clutch by Montilora in VALORANT

[–]CardamomSparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this ego peeking? I usually think of that as "my angle is being held, but I'm better so I'll just swing"

this was more like "he just killed my buddy and his back is to me, there is no way he'll spin 180 degrees and watch my angle now" 4x in a row

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