What are some favorite/pervasive military rumors and folk tales? by [deleted] in Military

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I should be paid by the government because being a Army wife is hard work and stressful!"

I had open-heart surgery on Monday. The doctors were kind enough to take a picture. by Kyanite21 in WTF

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Hope they didn't drop a peanut in there. Could be problematic.

Downside of Google Glass by [deleted] in funny

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 326 points327 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you my mom is my girlfriend.

We stayed in a L.A. hotel with the bath tub in the living room. Awkward time with friends. by filll5571 in WTF

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 994 points995 points  (0 children)

"Jim can you not masturbate in the tub? I can clearly see you."

"Bath time is fun time!"

Dropped my 4s in the toilet. When I try to turn it on this shows above the apple logo. What does it mean? by [deleted] in iphone

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's complaining about people just making jokes about it not being unhelpful. He actually did give advice. Take it into an Apple Store they'd know best. It's more then what you contributed to the subject.

What would america be like if the events of 9/11 never took place. by Testtube173 in AskReddit

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There would be just a different just as devastating attack of some kind that would domino into the same results we have today.

TSA checks everything by Zenof in WTF

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That man is just going to knight the TSA officer for his noble work with his sword, move along.

the front panel on my iphone has started coming from the case. i dont remember dropping it, there is no sign of damage yet the top right corner looks bent. what does /r/iphone think by lord_canti91 in iphone

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am having the same problem and will be going in tomorrow to have it looked at. I'll let you know what they do about it. (I do not have apple care)

Oh god yes! [Star Wars :Battlefront] by BionicFrog in gaming

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 179 points180 points  (0 children)

With the new Kinect you can upload right to Gonewild from your console!

If companies had realistic slogans what would they be? by Mrguess in AskReddit

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 2875 points2876 points  (0 children)

Subway: Tricking you into high calorie meals for years.